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    But it's actually not safer there so I destroy your gold building once the bacon is secure in my possession. HD is so much more safer, there are never any wars and certainly never any clashes
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovehayday View Post
    But it's actually not safer there so I destroy your gold building once the bacon is secure in my possession. HD is so much more safer, there are never any wars and certainly never any clashes
    Are you ready for the awesomeness of this???? I take the bacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMarc View Post
    Are you ready for the awesomeness of this???? I take the bacon
    The bacon you took was a counterfeit. I still have the original bacon
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovehayday View Post
    The bacon you took was a counterfeit. I still have the original bacon
    I stole the original bacon from you and is now underneath my pressed mattress in my room. lol
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    ....Which is where I have been hiding for the past 6 months, anticipating this very scenario. Clutching the bacon in one hand and a parachute in the other, with a deft expertise I leap out of your bedroom window. The bacon is mine, all mine!
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    On the COC forums, when the bacon gets to gross, we start a new one. Just stating it.

    Quote Originally Posted by pitchfork View Post
    ....Which is where I have been hiding for the past 6 months, anticipating this very scenario. Clutching the bacon in one hand and a parachute in the other, with a deft expertise I leap out of your bedroom window. The bacon is mine, all mine!
    NOPE!!
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    Watch out for that step!.... Oh no, you've fallen, I tried to warn you, sorry... and the bacon falls out of your hand and into my handbag without anyone noticing. Even me!
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    But I have that same handbag and know the secret compartment...I grab the bacon and throw it in the trunk of my car to race home to my frying pan.

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    Oh, no; what's that, a meteorite?! You really should ride a bike, ya' know - that way it's easier to grab strips of bacon off the road that have fallen out of a handbag that has fallen out of a car that has been hit by a meteorite!

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    The meteorite was fake. I sent it. When it exploded, it released an inner, indestructible core compartment and inside were invisible soldiers who snatched up the real bacon from the street and replaced it with fake bacon, which is what you picked up.
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