
Originally Posted by
corugi
!!!6!!!
BEHOLD!
IT IS I!
THE MIGHTY CORUGI!
Storm clouds gather. A fearsome wind begins to howl, dashing rooftops from the grubby hovels called homes, laden in fury the clouds vomit a deathly downpour of chilling wetness scorn, chilling to the bone, chilling to the core of the soul, a deathmarch of unrelenting rain, of such unremmitting precipiatation that the roofless hovels now melt to mud beneath the onslaught of the precipitous roar.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CORUGI!
FEAR THE IMPERIAL MIGHT OF THE HOLY CORUGIAN EMPIRE!
TREMBLE UPON YOUR KNEES YOU NOOBS!
FOR THE CORUGI HAS RETURNED!
HE STANDS, EMBRACED BY ETHEREAL FLAME, A LOOMING PILLAR OF GREATNESS IN THE SODDEN DARK! FIRE ADORNS HIS HANDS! STARS HALO HIS LOWERED HEAD! His cloak, adrift in the weakening breeze, flutters all around....
Then, SUDDENLY! Corugi looks up!
LIGHTENING BOLTS BINGE ACROSS THE SKIES! MOUNTAINS COLLAPSE ASUNDER IN DUST HAZED MOUNDS OF RUBBLE! RIVERS RUN UP HILLS IN THEIR TERROR TO ESCAPE, THEY FLEE! AS ALL FLEE BEFORE THE TERRIBLE POWER GAZE OF THE CORUGI, STEELY EYED, HE STARES, THEN FLINGS DOWN HIS CLOAK DOWN AND SAYS......
Hullo.
and then walks away.
and then comes back....
Forgot my cloak.
Hello. As you may already know, I AM THE MIGHTY BACONMAN, RULER OF THE SUPERCELL COMMUNITY FORUMS AND SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE BACONIAN EMPIRE!! !!!7!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE MY IMPERIAL MIGHT!! HAIL BACONMAN!! HAIL BACONMAN!! !!!7!!!