It's. no wonder they rebeled against you. you guys are tyrants.Riverbears and cave bears aren't even good they barely have 10,000 trophies.Puny clan? revolution 1776 is a good clan and better than the bears empire.
It's. no wonder they rebeled against you. you guys are tyrants.Riverbears and cave bears aren't even good they barely have 10,000 trophies.Puny clan? revolution 1776 is a good clan and better than the bears empire.
Baconman,
You have impressed me thus far as a wise and noble clasher. However, surely you can see that none can compete with the vastness of the Bear Empire. Though we are superior, we value other proven warriors. You are such a warrior. Therefore, dispense with your threats and demands. Instead, come sit with us and drink mead and tell of battles won. As allies, we can surely have a most symbiotic relationship. Consider this offer carefully, for it is not one lightly made. Keep in mind the untimely demise of the exiled Corugi and suffer not the same fate! Accept this olive branch of peace and know untold success awaits in the Clandom; for having the Bear Empire as an ally would all but guarantee you perpetual success in all your battles. Furthermore, your enemies shall be our enemies and they will be struck down by Thør's hammer, Mjölnir; never to be heard from again. Surely such a lucrative offer cannot be allowed to fall by the wayside. We graciously await your reply.
Skål,
KC99
We still patiently await word from the famed Baconman, where art thou? 14 hours and counting... Raid onward !!
KC99 is head of our crack negotiating team. If anyone can make peace in our time, KC99 will.
Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.
I feel Baconman and his useless rabble are not taking us seriously.
He has refused to meet with our negotiator, the famed KC99.
Very well, it is time to teach them the meaning of TOTAL WAR!
Bears! We have have no choice but to use our secret weapon of mass destruction! Yes, that's right! Prepare the catapults! Remove your boots! Remove your socks! Load the catapults with your socks!
Hah! Now Baconman! Are you prepared to come to terms?!?
Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.
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Revolution-1776 is an awesome clan to be a part of! The chat is funny and sarcastic and informative. I have cracked up, loudly, on many occasions since I have joined. I always have a lot of goofy questions and they are super helpful without making me feel stupid.
Personally, Baconman is always asking me if I need troops, but even if he's not around, (he does have to sleep, you know), all I have to do is request and I'm usually full before I can blink.
I have been playing this game since January and I never wanted to join a clan. But I have been so glad that I joined Revolution-1776. These guys have made me feel welcome since day one. Seriously...it's a great group of people...down to earth, fun and welcoming. Come join us!
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