Hello, we are an ADULT clan looking for people with a sense of humor.
Must be 25 years of age or older. Average age is in the 30's and dirties.
We are lenient about levels, more concerned with finding people who can just relax and laugh. We reserve the right to use the "we require level x troops" excuse at our discretion, wink wink.
Witty banter.
We are ball busters as well, so take off your pants first, geez.
If you don't have balls, we can provide you with a set of prosthetic testies so you can feel part of the group.
If that doesn't entice you ladies, I don't know what will, haha.
Walk-in's welcome, stop by for a taste...
Bye bye
eb
Last edited by EbenezerScrews; May 17th, 2014 at 09:29 PM.
The next 7 applicants will receive 2 pairs of mouse sneakers. These are the premium velcro squeaks you've read about, no tiny laces to be fiddling with!
Haha. Sorry trying to break up the monotony of "join my clan" talk, but...
You Clan dance if you want to...
You Clan leave your friends behind.
'Cause your friends don't Clance,
And if they don't Clance, well...
They're no friends of mine.
Lvl60+
Lvl5+ Archers
24 years of age or older(preferably older)
Hate to have to require such things, as we are a laid back clan. Unfortunately, it has become necessary. Most of our members have been in the clan for over a year at this point, lower level players just don't provide the reinforcements required to fight at higher levels.
Still, as always, our #1 PRIORITY will be for ADULTS who can just hang out, laugh, and make others laugh. We do not take this game seriously. Drama and self-interest will not be tolerated.
Looking forward to meeting you.
A hefty one in the hand will feel like two in the bush.
eb
PS I don't frequent the forum, so if you're interested please search us up in-game. "Tongue & Cheeks" is our main(farming) clan. "Warplugs" is our war clan.
