15 Reasons why I hate COC

[bongky18]

1 reason why you should quit the Clash of Clans forum.

Because Supercell still haven't created the 'Childish, foolish whining forum' for people like you.

Tough luck bro, everyone has the right to voice their opinion like how you are voicing yours.

Have a good weekend and play nice.

[DroogJanus]

I vote DroogJanus for president!

That's two votes at least...

[Stormp00per]

You play 18 hours a day, or you are being sarcastic? Please tell me it is the latter...

I was forced offline for the first time today. That is why I am replying to your post

Yes, it was sarcasm. I made up that reason for the OP.

[thegame]

guys i have no right to tell any of you to quit,that's up to you.
i just stated FACTS about the game,like it or not all i said is true and you all know it so please don't act like the saviors of SC that's called Butt Kissing.
you think i hate clash?
wrong,i love the game and that's why i want change to happen and my voice to be heard.
if i didn't complain and you and you and you...
if no one did,how will the company knows that they are doing something wrong?
some of the peeps here are adults like myself and used their brains before replying and others let their Fanboyism speak for them.
don't you think that you know Clash more than i do,Because i am the game and Clash of Clans is me

[Sandalhat]

guys i have no right to tell any of you to quit,that's up to you.
i just stated FACTS about the game,like it or not all i said is true and you all know it so please don't act like the saviors of SC that's called Butt Kissing.
you think i hate clash?
wrong,i love the game and that's why i want change to happen and my voice to be heard.
if i didn't complain and you and you and you...
if no one did,how will the company knows that they are doing something wrong?
some of the peeps here are adults like myself and used their brains before replying and others used their Fanboyism speak for them.
don't you think that you know Clash more than i do,Because i am the game and Clash of Clans is me

An adult capable of brain usage would've chosen a different way to express his dissatisfaction instead of listing down reasons for others to quit the game.

It might be intended as a joke, but that's the problem with jokes, people don't take it seriously.

In your opening post, there isn't any suggestion to improve the game. If you want it to be taken seriously, post a serious thread, attempting to be funny or witty wouldn't help your cause here.

Get to the point instead of beating around the bush.

[Chadamus]

Seems more like 15 reasons why you just need to quit the internet entirely.

[fortuna]

1.because the loot is horrible and it's been that way since December and they haven't done anything about it.
2.because SuperCell is the worst support company in the world ( I sent them a ticket 1 month ago and still no reply,other game companies reply within 24 hours)
3.because you need to wait 2 hours for a good army to build including spells.
4.because even if you want to remove a tree from your base,you have to pay and wait for it.
5.because TownHall 10 takes 14 days to complete ( I can travel the world in this time).
6.because lvl 11 walls costs 4 000 000 gold.
7.because the champion league is broken and they haven't done anything about it.
8.because you stay in the clouds more than you stay in your base.
9.because all top players are a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ers and they are rude enough to admit it.
10.because you need money to be in the top.
11.because this game destroys your social life.
12.because they are so slow in updating their game.
13.because they have stupid matchmaking that puts a lvl 30 player vs lvl 100 player.
14.because Golem is a pokemon.
15.because you spend Gold on the NEXT BUTTON more than you spend on your base.

I know a 16th reason, your girldfriend is ♥♥♥♥ed up.

[thegame]

Seems more like 15 reasons why you just need to quit the internet entirely.

Exhibit A
10 chars

[thegame]

I know a 16th reason, your girldfriend is ♥♥♥♥ed up.

Exhibit B
go to sleep kid.

[Benny101]

guys i have no right to tell any of you to quit,that's up to you.
i just stated FACTS about the game,like it or not all i said is true and you all know it so please don't act like the saviors of SC that's called Butt Kissing.
you think i hate clash?
wrong,i love the game and that's why i want change to happen and my voice to be heard.
if i didn't complain and you and you and you...
if no one did,how will the company knows that they are doing something wrong?
some of the peeps here are adults like myself and used their brains before replying and others let their Fanboyism speak for them.
don't you think that you know Clash more than i do,Because i am the game and Clash of Clans is me

You are mixing up facts with interpretations of facts. Saying that the loot is bad is your interpretation of the current loot situation. I don't find loot all that bad (and I'm a TH10). I do find the times I have to press next is too much. And I also think the next cost is too high. But those are not facts. The facts are pressing next one time costs 1000 gold and I have to press next 50-75 times on average.