Pressingnextulitis Alert!!!

[HedleyLammarr]

Was gonna say 'best thread in ages, cant be beat'

Till

This "joke" is totally getting off topic now. And rude. And ugly.

Now it really is the best thread in ages

[Bfoz]

A funny spin on an important issue ps I'm suffering from lootlessitis

[CunningLinguists]

My signature has never been so relevant!Ive also suffered this debilitating illness,Its a worldwide pandemic that shows no signs of slowing down!From the rich gemmers to the poor farmers,this illness knows no bounds and affects us all at our very core!From the bubonic plague of the early 1900s to the Bird flu pandemic in early 2000,We now have a worldwide virus that looks to trump them all.Long live the loot,lest we forget.....

[BabyShawty]

completly agree burned 200k in searches 2 days a go... From seeing 60-80k raids.... I decided to place my tab down, step away and enjoy weekend.... 2 hours of farming today has got me 3.5 mil gold.... Seems inactive collectors have filled again personally i dont know if its a case of inactives removed or sc personally emptying collectors.

[acealive]

This now needs to be a TV commercial hehe

"You and this Next Button - Clash of Clans"

[General7100]

True as heck

[memerylane]

♥♥♥♥ for me nls = no loot syndrome... Very often misdiagnosed and quite severe

Haha! I had "New Loot System" in mind when I wrote it, but I think I like yours better

[memerylane]

Doctor, I think I've caught pressingnextuliis! Is there anything, anything at all, that you could prescribe me? I've tried Tylenol, Advil, and Viagra, but none have worked! Help!

The most effective treatment options are listed in the OP! They have all undergone randomized clinical trials (theoretically, in my brain), so they are proven effective over placebo.

[Inquisitor]

Added:DO NOT SPEND A SINGLE PENNY ON GEMS AS LONG AS SUPERCELL DOESNT ADDRESS THIS DISEASE

[Inquisitor]

"You and this Next Button - Clash of Clans"

You can ask s s to make one

His youtube channel is popular and hes complaining too