You know you want me... ;)

[Baconman]

Loyalty is a great quality. They are lucky to have you.

Thanks, if something ever happens here that keeps me from staying here in Revolution, I'll join right up

[Bombeebristol]

Sorry about the title. I'm sure you were expecting a sultry fem fatal rather than an ugly old me, but I had to get your attention somehow. Anyway...

My old clan has been overrun by obnoxious teenagers who think they're cool, so I have been forced to find a new one.

I am a level 74, town hall 8 who plays fairly regularly. I won't be going to th9 until I max everything out.

I donate level 5 archers whenever I am one (average about 1000 donations a week). I only want level 3+ archers in my clan castle (No giants. Ever).

I'm 18 years of age.

I do not say thank you every time I get troops (and I'm not going to).

I DO NOT gem (I don't even have five builders), so I you want me to help you get to the top, I'm afraid I won't be much help.

I like farming, but I do find an occasional trophy hunt to be a welcome change.

Hey man I have met u before and would love to have u here we only have 1 space at the min so hurry if u interested Also we donate archers min lvl 4 and dragons add me on game centre if u interested : reagen96

[dahimi]

Thanks Zach! Watch out, Illustris might slap you ON the butt for this one...

Is that supposed to be a punishment?

[humuhumu]

Is that supposed to be a punishment?

Hehe somehow I doubt it is punishment...

[zachUVA]

Hehe somehow I doubt it is punishment...

If he comes near me like that, you could have a new clan member.

[conorbear1]

Yeah Mendax, join right up brah, FRENDz is the place to be. 50 troop donation min, archers btw. Potatoes.

[crimsondemon]

(feels excluded) wannaa join.......my...clan.... is ...called....unique.....its a .....green....white....flag

[Mendax]

Well, thank you for the offers. I have found a new clan. For now. (Why does this forum not have a shifty eyes smiley? Or even a good winking one? A major deficiency, in my mind.)

Say, is it possible for me to get rid of that thumbs down in the title?

[humuhumu]

(feels excluded) wannaa join.......my...clan.... is ...called....unique.....its a .....green....white....flag

You... do... not... have... to... feel... left... out... join... the... FRENDz...

everyone... is... doing... it...

[humuhumu]

If he comes near me like that, you could have a new clan member.

In that case Illy do your thing...quickly