You know you want me... ;)

[Mendax]

Sorry about the title. I'm sure you were expecting a sultry fem fatal rather than an ugly old me, but I had to get your attention somehow. Anyway...

My old clan has been overrun by obnoxious teenagers who think they're cool, so I have been forced to find a new one.

I am a level 74, town hall 8 who plays fairly regularly. I won't be going to th9 until I max everything out.

I donate level 5 archers whenever I am one (average about 1000 donations a week). I only want level 3+ archers in my clan castle (No giants. Ever).

I'm 18 years of age.

I do not say thank you every time I get troops (and I'm not going to).

I DO NOT gem (I don't even have five builders), so I you want me to help you get to the top, I'm afraid I won't be much help.

I like farming, but I do find an occasional trophy hunt to be a welcome change.

[Baconman]

You can join us here at Revolution-1776.

[humuhumu]

Mendax, come visit. The FRENDz do not disappoint, and we have an archers only rule. The only requirement we have is that you bring your shades as the awsm-ness might blind you...

[humuhumu]

You can join us here at Revolution-1776.

Your PM inbox is full, I apologize for doing it this way:

Baconman,

How attached are you to Revolution-1776? I want you to join the FRENDz. Interested?

[zachUVA]

^^^^^^^^ I say give Humu and Frendz a shot.




...Unless Illustris is recruiting

[humuhumu]

^^^^^^^^ I say give Humu and Frendz a shot.




...Unless Illustris is recruiting

Thanks Zach! Watch out, Illustris might slap you ON the butt for this one...

[Baconman]

Your PM inbox is full, I apologize for doing it this way:

Baconman,

How attached are you to Revolution-1776? I want you to join the FRENDz. Interested?

I'm sure you guys are a great clan, but I'm pretty fudging attached to my current clan. The whole time I've been here, I've never been in a different clan. I can't visit you guys, last time I visited somebody else (tempbonbee), my clan mates flipped out. So, no thanks on the offer.

[Baconman]

Thanks zach! Watch out, Illustris might slap you in the butt for this one...

In the butt? eww....

[humuhumu]

I'm sure you guys are a great clan, but I'm pretty fudging attached to my current clan. The whole time I've been here, I've never been in a different clan. I can't visit you guys, last time I visited somebody else (tempbonbee), my clan mates flipped out. So, no thanks on the offer.

Loyalty is a great quality. They are lucky to have you.

[humuhumu]

In the butt? eww....

On**************