🍻Welcome to Moes rat free tavern!🍻 I am your bartender, Moe Syzlak. First things first - grab a Duff! 🍺
When I got the call to be the bar tender at Moes, I decided to prepare with the same intensity many of you have devoted to this game. So late last night, I drank two cans of Red Bull, snorted some Adderall, played a few hours of video games, and then opened my browser to write this message to you.
At Moes, we are here to have fun, so you wont get shamed for not perfecting every attack. We all have day jobs at the nuclear power plant, so we get that not everyone can be a 6 pack god like stupid Flanders.
We only have three rules to live by at the tavern:
1. Be good to your fellow patrons.
2. If your light is green, you are expected to get both attacks in (or face Moes 🥾.
3. If you dont like your job, you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
As for the details:
🍻 We are U.S. based, but welcome those from across the globe.
🍻 You must speak English. If something goes wrong at the plant, we will blame the guy who can't speak English.
🍻We are clan level 6 so we got dat sweet, sweet troop upgrade bonus and we always max clan games.
🍻Our war record is less than perfect. When we started this game we thought we had an appetite for destruction, but all we really wanted was a club sandwich. We approach war in the same way - semi-serious, but always ending with a sandwich.
🍻Adults are preferred, but, like the Kwik-E-Mart, we accept adults and kids with fake IDs.
🍻 We war all the time, but, remember, its not about winning, its about how drunk you get - and even drunk we bat over .500.
🍻 We have higher level players that consistently donate and that donate siege (including max Log Launchers).
🍻 We run as many people as we can in CWL - we try to give everyone a shot at the unavoidable reality that is the crushing defeat of a mismatch in CWL.
🍺 We also have a fun and organized discord server with lots of features and bots.
If this sounds enticing to you, then come on down to Moes, grab a Duff, kick back and clash. 🍺
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