We are a growing clan and looking for new members. We have a modest but expanding active base of players. We are here to have fun, so you wont get shamed for not perfecting every attack. We all have day jobs at the nuclear power plant, so we get that not everyone can be a 6 pack god like stupid Flanders.
We only have three rules to live by at the tavern:
1. Be good to your fellow patrons.
2. If your light is green, you are expected to get both attacks in (or face Moes 🥾.
3. If you dont like your job, you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way.
As for the details:
🍻 We are U.S. based, but welcome those from across the globe.
🍻 You must speak English. If something goes wrong at the plant, we will blame the guy who can't speak English.
🍻We are nearly clan level 3 and progressing quickly towards that troop upgrade bonus at level 5.
🍻Our war record is decent but less than perfect. When we started this game we thought we had an appetite for destruction, but all we wanted was a club sandwich. We approach war in the same way - semi-serious, but always ending with a sandwich.
🍻Adults are preferred, but, just like the Kwik-E-Mart, we accept adults and kids with fake IDs.
🍻 We have a few higher level players that consistently donate and a TH12 donation account for siege.
🍻Being a newer clan, we rely on donors. If you can donate max troops and sieges, we don't care how rushed you are. You're welcome to farm, play clan games, and play in CWL. You just will not be allowed in regular wars so we can continue to get good matches.
🍻 We run as many people as we can in CWL, so we try to give everyone a shot at the unavoidable reality that is the crushing defeat of a mismatch in CWL.
If this sounds enticing to you, then come on down to Moes. Grab a beer, kick back and clash. 🍺
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