Being banned from "Global Chat" for having impeccable spelling and grammar?

[Commander]

So tell global "Please don't report me" and they will report me?

Its probable, there are lots of younger people on global who will do exactly what you tell them not to, just to be spiteful.

[justinhu]

So tell global "Please don't report me" and they will report me?

Reverse psychology in work

[archerm3]

Watch the movie idiocracy. Then go visit a middle school. That, my friends, is the dynamic on global.

[Failmuch]

I've never been banned yet im a big global go-er!Oh wait, I only go on norsk!

Ban him!! He exposed....... A secret

[chummer1010]

This is a short story of Shenanigans relating to the "Global Chat" service in the game "Clash of Clans".
It starts off with me just talking to someone about joining clans and such, and then this user, out of the blue, sends complete gibberish to everyone on global. Boggled by these shenanigans, I questioned him, and he responds with "**** you!!!". I call him ignorant, and after a while, the global chat is enveloped of a one sided argument. He continues to try to insult me, but fails, as I correct his grammar, spelling, and capitalization.
I would sometimes get "censored" because of strange reasons (I.E: censorship is strange is changed to "Cencorshi****trange" most likely because of the "♥♥♥♥" in the sentence.).
After a while he stopped responding. Others joined "Global Chat", and started arguing about who should join who's clan. I made a remark about the predicaments that would ultimately end in a stalemate. Immediately after I made the remark, the "Bannhammer of silence" fell down upon me. I got a sweet 24 hour ban, most likely from being reported from that kid that tried insulting me.

The reason why that was censored is because censorshi"p is s"trange.

[Goodguy]

In my experience, never attack people on their grammar. It makes you look like a sore loser or an ♥♥♥. I'm not saying you are, but it can appear that way. That guy obviously has more defects than just bad grammar. You could've point him on any of those without looking like an ♥♥♥.

Now, excuse me for my grammar, as English is only my third language.

[Spacecake]

This is a short story of Shenanigans relating to the "Global Chat" service in the game "Clash of Clans".It starts off with me just talking to someone about joining clans and such, and then this user, out of the blue, sends complete gibberish to everyone on global. Boggled by these shenanigans, I questioned him, and he responds with "**** you!!!". I call him ignorant, and after a while, the global chat is enveloped of a one sided argument. He continues to try to insult me, but fails, as I correct his grammar, spelling, and capitalization. I would sometimes get "censored" because of strange reasons (I.E: censorship is strange is changed to "Cencorshi****trange" most likely because of the "♥♥♥♥" in the sentence.). After a while he stopped responding. Others joined "Global Chat", and started arguing about who should join who's clan. I made a remark about the predicaments that would ultimately end in a stalemate. Immediately after I made the remark, the "Bannhammer of silence" fell down upon me. I got a sweet 24 hour ban, most likely from being reported from that kid that tried insulting me.

You don't get banned for being reported just once. I should know; I have been rather a lot over the past few weeks!

[Hexthewolf]

I didn't know what that was so googled it, now I want one with a pinch-front teardrop-shaped crown, not in the typical black though, I'd like my one in blue.

OP Stay Away From Global Especially If You Find Your Going To Start Correcting Peoples Capitalisation And Grammar, I'd Ban You For That Myself, If I Ever Used Global Which I Don't.

Yeah, I know correcting people is annoying, but I was sorta messing with him and his 5 year old spelling and insults. :P

[Hexthewolf]

You don't get banned for being reported just once. I should know; I have been rather a lot over the past few weeks!

Yeah. I just didn't know if CoC was like other games where, if one guy reports you, and you have a lot of cencored words, you have a higher chance of being banned.

[Hexthewolf]

Take off your fedora before entering global.

I wear a ushanka, fedoras are for hipsters, which I outright despise. I can tell this is an attempted insult by calling me a hipster, and I do not appreciate it, but I will still allow your way of thinking, and so I will not report you, or spam you, or anything like that.