Being banned from "Global Chat" for having impeccable spelling and grammar?

[Hexthewolf]

This is a short story of Shenanigans relating to the "Global Chat" service in the game "Clash of Clans".
It starts off with me just talking to someone about joining clans and such, and then this user, out of the blue, sends complete gibberish to everyone on global. Boggled by these shenanigans, I questioned him, and he responds with "**** you!!!". I call him ignorant, and after a while, the global chat is enveloped of a one sided argument. He continues to try to insult me, but fails, as I correct his grammar, spelling, and capitalization.
I would sometimes get "censored" because of strange reasons (I.E: censorship is strange is changed to "Cencorshi****trange" most likely because of the "♥♥♥♥" in the sentence.).
After a while he stopped responding. Others joined "Global Chat", and started arguing about who should join who's clan. I made a remark about the predicaments that would ultimately end in a stalemate. Immediately after I made the remark, the "Bannhammer of silence" fell down upon me. I got a sweet 24 hour ban, most likely from being reported from that kid that tried insulting me.

[36DArchers]

Take off your fedora before entering global.

[mrblah15]

Take off your fedora before entering global.

Bahahaha, thank you. I have not laughed like that from this forum in awhile.

Back on topic-- global is a dark an scary place. It's more regulated although similar to this place called 'the Internet'.

[LaughingPanda3]

I am currently banned from global by request~ {}

"REPORT MEEEEEEE!!!!!"

5 Seconds later.......



Friendly Red messages aren't that bad?

OnTopic- Yes, hopefully the report button will be removed, and sorry you got banned
-Panda

[Gendel]

Take off your fedora before entering global.

I didn't know what that was so googled it, now I want one with a pinch-front teardrop-shaped crown, not in the typical black though, I'd like my one in blue.

OP Stay Away From Global Especially If You Find Your Going To Start Correcting Peoples Capitalisation And Grammar, I'd Ban You For That Myself, If I Ever Used Global Which I Don't.

[IrrationalityPie]

I am currently banned from global by request~ {}

"REPORT MEEEEEEE!!!!!"

5 Seconds later.......



Friendly Red messages aren't that bad?

OnTopic- Yes, hopefully the report button will be removed, and sorry you got banned
-Panda

Now I wanna go get myself banned. Results shortly!
edit: :| No luck.... Tried twice

[Commander]

You got banned for offending people plain and simple, though I don't think it was justified. Making a comment mildly offensive comments towards someone will most likely cause them to report you just out of revenge, eventually leading to a ban. Be completely nice and you will almost never get the ban, and even if you do you'll know it wasn't something you did.

[IrrationalityPie]

Yeah, if you are nice, nobody bans you. Even if you scream "REPORT ME" a few times.
Then I started sitting there with a running commentary, TRYING to get banned, but not getting banned. At the end of experiment one, I have determined that most people on global are absolutely braindead. It explains so much....

[DaveTheKiller]

I've never been banned yet im a big global go-er!

Oh wait, I only go on norsk!

[N8n8]

Yeah, if you are nice, nobody bans you. Even if you scream "REPORT ME" a few times.
Then I started sitting there with a running commentary, TRYING to get banned, but not getting banned. At the end of experiment one, I have determined that most people on global are absolutely braindead. It explains so much....

So tell global "Please don't report me" and they will report me?