LISTEN UP!!! Guys who all don't have christmas trees, I have a solution! There's a secret way to get a christmas tree! You have to post your full name, what you look like, your social security number, and what your favorite type of cookie is. Then, you punch a brick wall with your bare hand, but you must make sure your hand breaks! Then, go on Clash of Clans and smash your deformed hand against the ocean fifty times, and once your done, a Christmas tree will appear! But first, you need to have christmas tree 2013 for it to work

Disclaimer: If you already have a 2013 christmas tree, it won't work
