"You know you're a noob when...." Thread

[Elle2]

You know you're a noob when....you ask "how do i get more of that purple liquid?" (Real example from last night's global lol)

[Justin2413]

You know you're a noob when you finally get the BARB KING... and ask if he dies forever if he is killed in battle..

My favorite one though... You know you're are noob when you realize at Level 110 and over 9 months of playing the game that when the 30 seconds is up... you actually have another 3 minutes to decide if you are going to attack or not... if you don't lay any troops down you won't lose any trophies! I had never known this until recently... WHAT A NOOOOB!!! I always raced after 30 seconds and had to make a quick decision lol

Learn to laugh at yourself! Life is better that way :-)

[Hammer149]

While watching a COC utube video you try and adjust the screen

[Sevenanths]

You know you're a noob when you finally get the BARB KING... and ask if he dies forever if he is killed in battle..

My favorite one though... You know you're are noob when you realize at Level 110 and over 9 months of playing the game that when the 30 seconds is up... you actually have another 3 minutes to decide if you are going to attack or not... if you don't lay any troops down you won't lose any trophies! I had never known this until recently... WHAT A NOOOOB!!! I always raced after 30 seconds and had to make a quick decision lol

Learn to laugh at yourself! Life is better that way :-)

Not many people know this, actually! A friend of mine experienced exactly the same thing

You know you're a noob when you call people dropping a single troop an idiot.

[Hammer149]

When u have 30 seconds left in attack and realize u never dropped Hero or CC and u end up losing

[BoMBeR]

you know you're noob when you use your dragon before you put down AIR DEFENSE!!

[CaKai]

Thought it would be fun to do a "You know you're a noob when...." Thread. I'll start.

You know you're a noob when.... You use the edge of the map as walls in your base.

Yep I did that

[CaKai]

You know you're a noob when you finally get the BARB KING... and ask if he dies forever if he is killed in battle..

My favorite one though... You know you're are noob when you realize at Level 110 and over 9 months of playing the game that when the 30 seconds is up... you actually have another 3 minutes to decide if you are going to attack or not... if you don't lay any troops down you won't lose any trophies! I had never known this until recently... WHAT A NOOOOB!!! I always raced after 30 seconds and had to make a quick decision lol

Learn to laugh at yourself! Life is better that way :-)

Hehe...level 134 and I didn't know that....I'm such a noob

[winnimon]

You know your a noob when you drop two lightning spell on a tree and secretly cry when it doesn't catch on fire.

[MrN8]

You know your a noob when you call people stupid because their town hall is outside their walls.

This ahahah