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    I am sorry.

    I will destroy the clash logic in one minute:

    - Why don't air troops just fly higher?
    - Where does the countless amount of stones from a blowler come from?
    - Why are there no mine holes after a miner mines?
    - Why don't the wall breakers just throw their bomb in order to safe themselves?
    - How will the archers ever leave their archer tower without jumping off and breaking their legs?
    - Where do spring trapped troops go?
    - Why does it snow, but never rain?
    - You need a builder to upgrade a hero, but you don't need one to move a whole entire town hall?
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    it's magic

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    Reminds me of the scene in the Big Bang Theory where Leonard is haggling with Stuart the comic book owner on the price of a sword...


    • Leonard Hofstadter : $210, and you throw in the Iron Man helmet.
      Stuart : Are you crazy? That helmet's signed by Robert Downey Jr.
      Leonard Hofstadter : So?
      Stuart : Okay, if you're gonna question the importance of an actor's signature on a plastic helmet from a movie based on a comic book, then all of our lives have no meaning!
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    I just want to know what light all the clapping villagers are trying to turn on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tosti111 View Post
    I just want to know what light all the clapping villagers are trying to turn on....
    This is absolutely the most important question that needs to be addressed.

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    I will destroy the clash logic in one minute:

    - Why don't air troops just fly higher?
    The air is thinner up there -> less uplift
    - Where does the countless amount of stones from a blowler come from?
    out of his big blue body
    - Why are there no mine holes after a miner mines?
    They are filled up with excavation
    - Why don't the wall breakers just throw their bomb in order to safe themselves?
    they love a precise point for explosion
    - How will the archers ever leave their archer tower without jumping off and breaking their legs?
    with the long rope in their belly bag
    - Where do spring trapped troops go?
    They reach escape velocity
    - Why does it snow, but never rain?
    It's only cold or dry weather. Fortunaly there is enough humidity for gras and trees anyway...
    - You need a builder to upgrade a hero, but you don't need one to move a whole entire town hall?
    For moving the villagers are enough only for building special builders are needed

    And in any other case : it's magic
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    - Why don't air troops just fly higher?

    To do what? If that is for avoiding the shots fired by the defenses or enemy troops, then they won't be able to do anything else other than hovering in the air most probably as they may not be able to reliably hit stuff on ground either (from that height).

    - Where does the countless amount of stones from a blowler come from?

    Maybe from a pocket dimension or something. After all as a chief you can somehow teleport your heroes,troops and spells to a base on any part of the globe so bowlers can somehow summon these rocks too just like archers who never run out of arrows.

    - Why are there no mine holes after a miner mines?

    Maybe the ground immediately seals itself back or something. Damage caused by traps and spells disappear after sometime too.Maybe the fact that it's above the ley lines have something to do with it.

    - Why don't the wall breakers just throw their bomb in order to safe themselves?

    Maybe they see it as a honor to die in battle or something? But then they are already dead right?

    - How will the archers ever leave their archer tower without jumping off and breaking their legs?

    There might be stuff in the tower like a rope or something. In any case, they are strong enough to take a few blows from defenses like cannons, other troops who are powerful enough to destroy entire buildings with even their bare hands so it doesn't seem impossible for them being able to jump down safely from that height.

    - Where do spring trapped troops go?

    To another village as per Clash-a-rama.

    - Why does it snow, but never rain?

    That doesn't make sense-we should have rainy climate in the game alright Maybe it can mirror the outside climate ( by using weather data).

    - You need a builder to upgrade a hero, but you don't need one to move a whole entire town hall?

    As a god-like entity The Chief, you have the power to pick up entire buildings and put them where you want inside your base. That still doesn't explain why you need a free builder to remove much smaller stuff like mushrooms though . Maybe only the builder can make them disappear or get gems from them lol. Again, you need a shovel to actually replant these obstacles yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Be A Legend View Post
    I will destroy the clash logic in one minute:

    - Why don't air troops just fly higher?

    Because they don’t like breaking through the glass ceiling.

    - Where does the countless amount of stones from a blowler come from?

    Undetectable extension spell.

    - Why are there no mine holes after a miner mines?

    Self sealing astro turf™️.

    - Why don't the wall breakers just throw their bomb in order to safe themselves?

    Because they lack muscle sinew.

    - How will the archers ever leave their archer tower without jumping off and breaking their legs?

    Great question!

    - Where do spring trapped troops go?

    ”Disney land”.

    - Why does it snow, but never rain?

    I heard the rains bad for Afro’s ( Well that’s the excuse the wizards use )

    - You need a builder to upgrade a hero, but you don't need one to move a whole entire town hall?

    Oh that’s a Union issue that no one wants to address.
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    It's either due to


    Or


    Either way, it grants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darian[Supercell] View Post
    It's either due to


    Or


    Either way, it grants
    Darian summing everything up with memes. Not much has changed

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