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    Adult lvl 14 Clan #8008VJ

    Tired of your snoozefest clan? Disappointed clan mates keep black staring everything? Donos take forever? Sick of not maxing cg? WE HAVE THE CLAN FOR YOU!

    We're primarily US with a UK & Canadian flair. Everyone does their part... So cg = 1k, donos = 1:1, all attacks expected in wars. Pretty simple. We max cg on the first day, we win more than we lose, and we talk a lot of trash. We are a team and our main requirements are effort and reliability. We help with attacks and are always down to learn something new.

    We're looking for th9+, preferably a few 11s or 12s who war... But in order to be in cwl you need to be in at least 1 classic war with us first.

    Everyone is 18+, so put your age & loc in request... Or put a joke if you're feeling froggy. Might help your chance if you don't have the best stats.

    DISCLAIMER: we curse a lot and have a large amount of "adult" humor.

    WE DO NOT RECRUIT DURING CWL. USE AGE & LOC OR SAY FORUM SO WE KNOW YOU ARE FROM HERE. IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL BE REJECTED.

    Zanth knights #8008VJ

    Also.. Leader thinks she's funnier than she is. See below.
    Last edited by DennaBee; December 8th, 2019 at 03:59 PM.

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    If a slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas... Then these are the pie rates of the Caribbean.


    You're welcome.

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    Looking for some good vegetable puns.

    Lettuce know.

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    This ad has brought me no luck.
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    Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off?

    Don't worry. He's all-right now.

    Badum tsss

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    He who laughs last..

    Didn't get it.

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    When you're down by the sea
    And an eel bites your knee
    That's a moray

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    What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

    Bison

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    What did one saggy tah-tah say to the other saggy tah-tah?

    If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!

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    Did you hear about the scarecrow who got the lifetime achievement award?

    He was outstanding in his field.

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