Adult lvl 14 Clan #8008VJ

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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

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Bad spellers of the world untie!

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My favorite novel is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I only have my-shelf to blame.

(probably better when heard.)

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few hours.

Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

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Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?

It's dread-ful

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Why are teslas so expensive?

Because they charge a lot.

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Dude 1: Hey bro?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Brochure

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I just heard the inventor of velcro died. RIP

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Pretty sure I just update the jokes for me now 😂 If you've made it this far, leave a comment. You don't even have to join, just curious if anyone reads it.