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  1. #121
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    When I was little my parents fed me alphabet soup. They said I liked it..

    But they were just putting words in my mouth.

  2. #122
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    To whoever stole my antidepressants :

    I hope you're happy

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    I was kidnapped by mimes once.

    They did unspeakable things to me.

  4. #124
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    Would you consider an extremely active TH 9?

  5. #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefofClashofClans View Post
    Would you consider an extremely active TH 9?
    We have a mini clan you're more than welcome to come to. #289VQGR8L (say Bee sent you!)

    The war log there is impeccable, you can come get troops from the main or chill there if you hit a potion. You'd never get a fair match in the main's wars and we expect everyone to donate so we'd be setting you up for failure if you were to come to the main and we're not about that.

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    I have a fish that can break dance!

    Only for 20 seconds though....

    And only once.

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    Geology rocks....

    But geography is where it's at.

  8. #128
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    My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

  9. #129
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    Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

    There was a face off in the corner.

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    Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.

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