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  1. #71
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    Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

    They're making headlines everywhere.

  2. #72
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    How many ears does Spock have?

    Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

  3. #73
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    Hello, IGN is the dongerlord #YCPY8RU9 just progressed to th11. Currently have 900 war stars. Active donator. Active daily looking for a new home! I’m in the United States I’m 22 years old.

  4. #74
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    I’ve heard about people going on a diet where they eat only almonds.

    That’s just nuts.

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this"

  6. #76
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    My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but imaginary

  7. #77
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    My friend Phillip got his lip bitten off in a fight. Now we just call him Phil.

  8. #78
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    I got kicked out of the hospital today. Apparently, "stroke patients here" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

  9. #79
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    A guy barged into my office today claiming he can turn people into wind turbines. I immediately became a huge fan.

  10. #80
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    Endless supply of.jokes always. These guys are. Good clan. Definitely check them out

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