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    Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

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    What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAANNNDDD EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEE

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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    Tentacles
    (ten-tickles for the slow pokes)

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    Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one photo because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

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    Just before midnight make sure to lift your left leg...

    This way you can start the new year on the right foot.
    Last edited by DennaBee; 2 Weeks Ago at 12:58 PM.

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    What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?

    One day my prints will come...

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    I bought the world's worst thesaurus the other day! Not only is it terrible, but it's terrible.

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    I'm terrified of elevators.. So I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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    Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.... That's just how I roll.

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    I shot a man with a paintball gun
    Just to watch him dye

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