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    A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."

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    What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet.

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    Heard about the drug addict fisherman who accidentally caught a duck? Now he's hooked on the quack.

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    What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

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    The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything".

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    Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

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    Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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    You can't get on the same page with someone who has a different book.

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    Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

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    I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.

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