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Thread: Active, Reliable, Adult run, Friendly Family Flan Lvl 10 !

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    What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"

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    I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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    Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

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    Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

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    I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

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    With great reflexes comes great response ability.

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    What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet

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    I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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    A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."

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    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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