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    When I lose the TV controller, it's always hidden in some remote destination.

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    What are murder hornets and how much toilet paper do I need?

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    Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

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    I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

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    My fear of moving stairs escalates.

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    I got caught in police speed trap yesterday. The officer walked up to my car and said "I've been waiting all day for you " Well I said. I got here as fast as I could.

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    I am so poor I can't even pay attention.

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