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Thread: Active, Reliable, Adult run, Friendly Family Flan Lvl 10 !

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    Cashier: "How would you like to pay for this." Me: "Not at all."

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    A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...

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    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up.

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    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.

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    I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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    I tried to escape the Apple store. I couldn't because there were no Windows.

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    Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s.

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    I tried to escape the Apple store. I couldn't because there were no Windows.

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    What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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    What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.

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