Best idea ever and u shood reed b4 itz 2 late 2 reed it and itz reely reel!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tjmax012]

OK so iwuz just aboot 2 eat my brekfest wen i thot- WOW this is a sooper cool clash oooof clans ideaz and so i gootted onto this webcite and i made an account to be created and heer is wut i thot and if u dont like it then SUP ERC ELL will punish u horribly cu ITS GOOD IDEEZ AND IT IS REEEELY REEL

furst of all we have a reelly cdcool thing thets cald a buildin monster and its a reel troop that can doo all sort of stuff and i like it a lot i hopes you duz 2. furst u haf to make the buildin called a MONSTER BUILLIN and its cool cuz its in the sea and u cant tell were it is so ur enemy cant attack it. wen u find were the monster buidin is u have to spend a bajazilliamillion jems on eet and ets reely cool cuz wen u press the build thingy SMOKE starts comin ott of da buildin wen its makin the tank and ITS BURNING SOMEONE CALL THE UNDERSEA FIRE DEPARMEN CUZ THE MONSTER BUILLIN IS ON FIRE!!!!! then at de last possible microeenymeenymacromilisecond b4 da builin blows up 4evr a BUILDIN MONSTER COMES OUT and it dosnt even go into ur army camp cuz its so big it just fills upp the etirree scrreen so u cant tell where is were and u haf to install iOS 1 million to geet to b able to see ur base again and 4 android players its 2 bad cuz ur village is know lost forever.

wen u get the village bak u haf to go and attack RITE NOW cuz otherwise the BUILLIN MONSER will EAT your base and BAN YOUR GAME FOREVER. wen u place da monster it gos for al de walls a NUCLEAR MISSILES EVERYTHING and it can do SUPERMODEZ were it haz glowing eyes and setz ur hole base on fire and now u need the fire department but it isnt coming cuz there bak at ur bases taking care of the undersea fire. wen da monster gets to the town hall it goes MONSTERZMODER and auto-kilz everyting and itz INVINSABLE NOW and u cant kill it and so it NUKE DA HOLE MAp and gos on a rempagez now and wen itz on da rampage it gos to JORGE YAOS BASE AND haz a TKO were it jumps down and crushes da inferno towerz under itz feet and breethz FIRE on da hole BAZE 4ever and jorge yao is BANNED FROM THE GAME.

If u tri 2 stop it and put litning spelz on it it getz ANGRY CUZ U HURT ITS FEELINGS AND NOW IT WANTS IT MOMMY and so itz so angry that it killz ur base without even looking at then it AUTO KILLZ ur spell factrie 4ever cuz thats wut dropped the litning spells on it, and so it reeches up and grabz the spell factrie from off the map and then it throes it on the ground and EETS IT CUZ ITS YUMMY AND MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. den it burpz and da game goes bye bye 4 ever


NEXT UP WE HAZ DA AWSUMNESS DAT IS A NEWEST AND BESTEST TROOP EVER AND NOW ITZ ZOOPER COOL KFC CHICKEN MAN NAMED KERNEL ZANDERS

when u make a kernel zanders ITS REELY COOL CUZ HE CARRIES KFC CHICKEN AND IT BLOWS UP WEN U BITE INTO IT. He costs 5 dollars and 99 sents to buy it and wen u buy it he showz up at ur front door of ur town hall and u say hi. den wen ur enemy tried to kill him he startz to say KFC deliery and he givez dem KFC pox and dey run around but dey cant see cuz ders a chicken on his hed, den kernel zanders getz angry and he turns around and looks at u and he takes a kfc from hiz bucket and throes it and it comes out of da screen and explodes in ur face and hes invinsable and if u COMBINE HIM WITH A WITCh he becoms SUPER KFC MAN and he's a SKELETON KFC with a heart made of chicken without the bone and he keeps tinkin dat he ate da bones cuz he tries to look at his heart but it keepz blowing up and then ur iphone callz intergalactic 911 and the martians come and planetary warz start and then its goodbye to coc bcuz supercell tried to make first contact and they got blown up

hope u likez my idees and send me a MESSAGE DATS NICE CUZ UDDERWIZE IM CALLING INTERGALACTIC 911 and ur all ded 4ever

Pretty sure this is just a troll. Banning from the game? To a invincible troop. Great idea man.

[TheRulingEmperor]

If you think this is a troll, simply ignore the thread and let it sink in.
That way, you will not see this anymore.
That is a request.

Thanks

Sincerely,
TheEmperor

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I just replied because people replied for saying OP is a troll

[Saltin]

OK so iwuz just aboot 2 eat my brekfest wen i thot- WOW this is a sooper cool clash oooof clans ideaz and so i gootted onto this webcite and i made an account to be created and heer is wut i thot and if u dont like it then SUP ERC ELL will punish u horribly cu ITS GOOD IDEEZ AND IT IS REEEELY REEL

furst of all we have a reelly cdcool thing thets cald a buildin monster and its a reel troop that can doo all sort of stuff and i like it a lot i hopes you duz 2. furst u haf to make the buildin called a MONSTER BUILLIN and its cool cuz its in the sea and u cant tell were it is so ur enemy cant attack it. wen u find were the monster buidin is u have to spend a bajazilliamillion jems on eet and ets reely cool cuz wen u press the build thingy SMOKE starts comin ott of da buildin wen its makin the tank and ITS BURNING SOMEONE CALL THE UNDERSEA FIRE DEPARMEN CUZ THE MONSTER BUILLIN IS ON FIRE!!!!! then at de last possible microeenymeenymacromilisecond b4 da builin blows up 4evr a BUILDIN MONSTER COMES OUT and it dosnt even go into ur army camp cuz its so big it just fills upp the etirree scrreen so u cant tell where is were and u haf to install iOS 1 million to geet to b able to see ur base again and 4 android players its 2 bad cuz ur village is know lost forever.

wen u get the village bak u haf to go and attack RITE NOW cuz otherwise the BUILLIN MONSER will EAT your base and BAN YOUR GAME FOREVER. wen u place da monster it gos for al de walls a NUCLEAR MISSILES EVERYTHING and it can do SUPERMODEZ were it haz glowing eyes and setz ur hole base on fire and now u need the fire department but it isnt coming cuz there bak at ur bases taking care of the undersea fire. wen da monster gets to the town hall it goes MONSTERZMODER and auto-kilz everyting and itz INVINSABLE NOW and u cant kill it and so it NUKE DA HOLE MAp and gos on a rempagez now and wen itz on da rampage it gos to JORGE YAOS BASE AND haz a TKO were it jumps down and crushes da inferno towerz under itz feet and breethz FIRE on da hole BAZE 4ever and jorge yao is BANNED FROM THE GAME.

If u tri 2 stop it and put litning spelz on it it getz ANGRY CUZ U HURT ITS FEELINGS AND NOW IT WANTS IT MOMMY and so itz so angry that it killz ur base without even looking at then it AUTO KILLZ ur spell factrie 4ever cuz thats wut dropped the litning spells on it, and so it reeches up and grabz the spell factrie from off the map and then it throes it on the ground and EETS IT CUZ ITS YUMMY AND MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. den it burpz and da game goes bye bye 4 ever


NEXT UP WE HAZ DA AWSUMNESS DAT IS A NEWEST AND BESTEST TROOP EVER AND NOW ITZ ZOOPER COOL KFC CHICKEN MAN NAMED KERNEL ZANDERS

when u make a kernel zanders ITS REELY COOL CUZ HE CARRIES KFC CHICKEN AND IT BLOWS UP WEN U BITE INTO IT. He costs 5 dollars and 99 sents to buy it and wen u buy it he showz up at ur front door of ur town hall and u say hi. den wen ur enemy tried to kill him he startz to say KFC deliery and he givez dem KFC pox and dey run around but dey cant see cuz ders a chicken on his hed, den kernel zanders getz angry and he turns around and looks at u and he takes a kfc from hiz bucket and throes it and it comes out of da screen and explodes in ur face and hes invinsable and if u COMBINE HIM WITH A WITCh he becoms SUPER KFC MAN and he's a SKELETON KFC with a heart made of chicken without the bone and he keeps tinkin dat he ate da bones cuz he tries to look at his heart but it keepz blowing up and then ur iphone callz intergalactic 911 and the martians come and planetary warz start and then its goodbye to coc bcuz supercell tried to make first contact and they got blown up

hope u likez my idees and send me a MESSAGE DATS NICE CUZ UDDERWIZE IM CALLING INTERGALACTIC 911 and ur all ded 4ever

best idea ever
p.s - just kidding it's terrible
and how old are you
did you skip school?
do you fail your English class?

[rardriar]

OK so iwuz just aboot 2 eat my brekfest wen i thot- WOW this is a sooper cool clash oooof clans ideaz and so i gootted onto this webcite and i made an account to be created and heer is wut i thot and if u dont like it then SUP ERC ELL will punish u horribly cu ITS GOOD IDEEZ AND IT IS REEEELY REEL

furst of all we have a reelly cdcool thing thets cald a buildin monster and its a reel troop that can doo all sort of stuff and i like it a lot i hopes you duz 2. furst u haf to make the buildin called a MONSTER BUILLIN and its cool cuz its in the sea and u cant tell were it is so ur enemy cant attack it. wen u find were the monster buidin is u have to spend a bajazilliamillion jems on eet and ets reely cool cuz wen u press the build thingy SMOKE starts comin ott of da buildin wen its makin the tank and ITS BURNING SOMEONE CALL THE UNDERSEA FIRE DEPARMEN CUZ THE MONSTER BUILLIN IS ON FIRE!!!!! then at de last possible microeenymeenymacromilisecond b4 da builin blows up 4evr a BUILDIN MONSTER COMES OUT and it dosnt even go into ur army camp cuz its so big it just fills upp the etirree scrreen so u cant tell where is were and u haf to install iOS 1 million to geet to b able to see ur base again and 4 android players its 2 bad cuz ur village is know lost forever.

wen u get the village bak u haf to go and attack RITE NOW cuz otherwise the BUILLIN MONSER will EAT your base and BAN YOUR GAME FOREVER. wen u place da monster it gos for al de walls a NUCLEAR MISSILES EVERYTHING and it can do SUPERMODEZ were it haz glowing eyes and setz ur hole base on fire and now u need the fire department but it isnt coming cuz there bak at ur bases taking care of the undersea fire. wen da monster gets to the town hall it goes MONSTERZMODER and auto-kilz everyting and itz INVINSABLE NOW and u cant kill it and so it NUKE DA HOLE MAp and gos on a rempagez now and wen itz on da rampage it gos to JORGE YAOS BASE AND haz a TKO were it jumps down and crushes da inferno towerz under itz feet and breethz FIRE on da hole BAZE 4ever and jorge yao is BANNED FROM THE GAME.

If u tri 2 stop it and put litning spelz on it it getz ANGRY CUZ U HURT ITS FEELINGS AND NOW IT WANTS IT MOMMY and so itz so angry that it killz ur base without even looking at then it AUTO KILLZ ur spell factrie 4ever cuz thats wut dropped the litning spells on it, and so it reeches up and grabz the spell factrie from off the map and then it throes it on the ground and EETS IT CUZ ITS YUMMY AND MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. den it burpz and da game goes bye bye 4 ever


NEXT UP WE HAZ DA AWSUMNESS DAT IS A NEWEST AND BESTEST TROOP EVER AND NOW ITZ ZOOPER COOL KFC CHICKEN MAN NAMED KERNEL ZANDERS

when u make a kernel zanders ITS REELY COOL CUZ HE CARRIES KFC CHICKEN AND IT BLOWS UP WEN U BITE INTO IT. He costs 5 dollars and 99 sents to buy it and wen u buy it he showz up at ur front door of ur town hall and u say hi. den wen ur enemy tried to kill him he startz to say KFC deliery and he givez dem KFC pox and dey run around but dey cant see cuz ders a chicken on his hed, den kernel zanders getz angry and he turns around and looks at u and he takes a kfc from hiz bucket and throes it and it comes out of da screen and explodes in ur face and hes invinsable and if u COMBINE HIM WITH A WITCh he becoms SUPER KFC MAN and he's a SKELETON KFC with a heart made of chicken without the bone and he keeps tinkin dat he ate da bones cuz he tries to look at his heart but it keepz blowing up and then ur iphone callz intergalactic 911 and the martians come and planetary warz start and then its goodbye to coc bcuz supercell tried to make first contact and they got blown up

hope u likez my idees and send me a MESSAGE DATS NICE CUZ UDDERWIZE IM CALLING INTERGALACTIC 911 and ur all ded 4ever

cough cough...... ummm what are you talking about oh yea your spelling it was almost impossible to read no offense but you know it was very hard to read

[Kaserbeam]

Ill have what he's having

[Terminator77]

3 year old.....




I cant read it the title sucks and its damn annoying

[OilyArmadillo]

Thank you, OP. That was reeallly entertaining.

[Thomas20247]

OK so I was just about to eat my brekfest when I though- WOW this is a super cool Clash of Clans idea and so I went onto this website and I made an account to be created and here is what I thought. If you dont like it then SUPERCELL will punish you horribly because ITS GOOD IDEA AND IT IS REALY REAL.

First of all we have a really cool thing that is called a "buildin monster" and its a real troop that can do all sort of stuff and I like it a lot I hope you do to. First you half to construct a building called "MONSTER BUILLIN" It is cool because its in the sea and you cant tell were it is. So your enemy cant attack it. When you adventually (somehow) find were the "monster buidin" is you have to spend a bajazilliamillion (a number over 1 million) jems on it and it is realy cool because wen you press the building SMOKE starts coming out of the building when its making the tank (irrelevant details) and ITS BURNING SOMEONE CALL THE UNDERSEA FIRE DEPARMEN CUZ THE MONSTER BUILLIN IS ON FIRE!!!!! (End of irrelevant details) then at the last possible microeenymeenymacromilisecond ( a measurement of time shorter than a millisecond) before the building blows up forever a "BUILDIN MONSTER" COMES OUT and it dosnt even go into your army camp because its so big it just fills up the entire screen so u cant tell "where is were" and you have to install iOS 1 million (future version of iOS) to be able to see your base again and for android players its too bad because your village is now lost forever.

When you get the village back you have to go and attack RIGHT AWAY because otherwise the "BUILLIN MONSER" will EAT your base and BAN YOUR GAME FOREVER(let's hope that was a metaphore). When u place the monster it goes for all the walls with NUCLEAR MISSILES EVERYTHING and it can do SUPERMODE (a new mode) were it has glowing eyes and sets your whole base on fire and now you need the fire department but it is nott coming because there back at your base taking care of the undersea fire. When the monster gets to the town hall it goes MONSTERZMODER(another mode) and auto-kills everyting and itz INVINSABLE(invisible or invincible) NOW and you cant kill it and so it NUKES THE HOLE MAP and goes on a rempage now and when its on the rampage it goes to JORGE YAO'S BASE AND has a TKO(no clue what that means) were it jumps down and crushes the inferno towers under its feet and breaths FIRE on the hole BASE forever and jorge yao is BANNED FROM THE GAME.

If u try too stop it and put lightning spells on it it gets ANGRY BECAUSE YOU HURT ITS FEELINGS AND NOW IT WANTS ITS MOMMY and its so angry that it destroys your base without even looking at then it AUTO KILLZ your spell factory forever because thats what dropped the lightning spells on it, and so it reaches up and grabs the spell factory from off the map and then it throws it on the ground and EATS IT BECAUSE ITS YUMMY. Then it burps and the game goes bye bye forever.


NEXT UP WE HAZ DA AWSUMNESS DAT IS A NEWEST AND BESTEST TROOP EVER AND NOW ITZ ZOOPER COOL KFC CHICKEN MAN NAMED KERNEL ZANDERS(sweet baby jesus kill me now!)

when u make a kernel zanders ITS REELY COOL CUZ HE CARRIES KFC CHICKEN AND IT BLOWS UP WEN U BITE INTO IT. He costs 5 dollars and 99 sents to buy it and wen u buy it he showz up at ur front door of ur town hall and u say hi. den wen ur enemy tried to kill him he startz to say KFC deliery and he givez dem KFC pox and dey run around but dey cant see cuz ders a chicken on his hed, den kernel zanders getz angry and he turns around and looks at u and he takes a kfc from hiz bucket and throes it and it comes out of da screen and explodes in ur face and hes invinsable and if u COMBINE HIM WITH A WITCh he becoms SUPER KFC MAN and he's a SKELETON KFC with a heart made of chicken without the bone and he keeps tinkin dat he ate da bones cuz he tries to look at his heart but it keepz blowing up and then ur iphone callz intergalactic 911 and the martians come and planetary warz start and then its goodbye to coc bcuz supercell tried to make first contact and they got blown up

hope u likez my idees and send me a MESSAGE DATS NICE CUZ UDDERWIZE IM CALLING INTERGALACTIC 911 and ur all ded 4ever

I took on the challenge of translating up this to English. This will make more sense just edited out of the reply button. Update gave up after the first part

[966souchou]

I took on the challenge of translating up this to English. This will make more sense just edited out of the reply button. Update gave up after the first part

I already did that; post #6. Not an easy task.

[Thomas20247]

I already did that; post #6. Not an easy task.

Ahhh well i translated his words directly anyways sometimes ppl might like to read what he's saying and give him a chance...i also tried to add a few joked in mine :P