Originally Posted by
Clashinator
OK so I was just about to eat my breakfast when I thought- WOW this is a super cool clash of clans idea and so I got onto this website and I made an account and here is what I thought and if you don't like it then SUPERCELL will punish you horribly because IT'S A GOOD IDEA AND IT IS REEEALLY REAL.
First of all we have a really cool thing that's called a Building Monster and it's a real troop that can do all sorts of stuff and I like it a lot. I hope you do too. First you have to make the building called a MONSTER BUILDING and it's cool because it's in the sea and you can't tell where it is so your enemy can't attack it. When you find where the monster building is you have to spend a bajazilliamillion gems on it and it's really cool because when you press the build thingy SMOKE starts coming out of the building when its making the tank and IT'S BURNING SOMEONE CALL THE UNDERSEA FIRE DEPARMENT BECAUSE THE MONSTER BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!! Then at the last possible microeenymeenymacromilisecond before the building blows up forever a BUILDING MONSTER COMES OUT and it doesn't even go into your army camp because it's so big it just fills up the entire screen so you can't tell where is where and you have to install iOS 1 million to get to be able to see your base again and for android players its too bad because your village is now lost forever.
When you get the village back you have to go and attack RIGHT NOW because otherwise the BUILDING MONSTER will EAT your base and BAN YOUR GAME FOREVER. When you place the monster it goes for all the walls a NUCLEAR MISSILES EVERYTHING and it can do SUPERMODES where it has glowing eyes and sets your whole base on fire and now you need the fire department but it isn't coming because they're back at your bases taking care of the undersea fire. When the monster gets to the town hall it goes MONSTERMODE and auto-kills everyting and it's INVINCIBLE NOW and you can't kill it and so it NUKE THE HOLE MAP and goes on a rampage now and when it's on the rampage it goes to JORGE YAO'S BASE AND has a TKO where it jumps down and crushes the inferno towers under its feet and breathes FIRE on the whole BASE forever and jorge yao is BANNED FROM THE GAME.
If you try to stop it and put lightning spells on it it gets ANGRY BECAUSE YOU HURT ITS FEELINGS AND NOW IT WANTS ITS MOMMY and so it's so angry that it kills your base without even looking at then it AUTO KILLS your spell factory forever because that's what dropped the lightning spells on it, and so it reaches up and grabs the spell factory from off the map and then it throws it on the ground and EATS IT BECAUSE IT'S YUMMY AND MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Then it burps and the game goes bye bye forever.
NEXT UP WE HAVE THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS A NEWEST AND BESTEST TROOP EVER AND NOW IT'S SPER COOL KFC CHICKEN MAN NAMED COLONEL SANDERS
When you make a colonel sanders IT'S REALLY COOL BECAUSE HE CARRIES KFC CHICKEN AND IT BLOWS UP WHEN U BITE INTO IT. He costs 5 dollars and 99 cents to buy it and when you buy it he shows up at your front door of your town hall and you say hi. Then when your enemy tried to kill him he starts to say KFC delivery and he gives them KFC box and they run around but they can't see because there's a chicken on his head, then colonel sanders gets angry and he turns around and looks at you and he takes a kfc from his bucket and throws it and it comes out of the screen and explodes in your face and hes invincible and if you COMBINE HIM WITH A WITCH he becomes SUPER KFC MAN and he's a SKELETON KFC with a heart made of chicken without the bone and he keeps thinking that he ate the bones because he tries to look at his heart but it keeps blowing up and then your iphone calls intergalactic 911 and the martians come and planetary wars start and then it's goodbye to coc because supercell tried to make first contact and they got blown up.
Hope you like my ideas and send me a MESSAGE THAT'S NICE BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M CALLING INTERGALACTIC 911 and you're all dead forever.
