Love the new rules. parasites are not fun to have.
Love the new rules. parasites are not fun to have.
Thor must be pleased by our earlier blood bath, as I just had my best raid to date! (425g and 123e) Lets start sacrificing more often!
Speaking of the party earlier... You guys are slobs! Rowen you left some of your enemies body parts...errr... I mean your trophies laying around again! I get that we are Vikings, and you guys don't like cleaning, but Mike if you break the plates instead of washing them all the time soon we will have none left. I would like a few plates at least if we have company over! We are Vikings not savages! Kc, I have to ask that you refrain from ax throwing at mealtimes.... The clumps of bloody scalps with chunks of hair is not all that appetizing!! I have told you, that is an outside toy!
Good Night Bears!![]()
Meg, my trophies were not laying around, but drying in the sun. Would you like me to fashion you a necklace?
True Row, very true! Unfortunately, Joe had too much mead again and started using your trophies as in appropriately. I saw him use a dis attached arm to start patting everyone one the rear. Then cackling madly as he ran away. I also saw him using a loose Eye ball as a tennis ball. The ear thing was the worst. He kept interrupting me saying, "Sorry I can't EAR you" threw the ear at me and proceeded to fall down laughing.
So I propose two things,
1) lets move your trophies a little further away from our camp. That way the Mead sodden Joe is less likely to find them.
2) Let's start watering down Joe's mead.
And yes I would love a necklace.
Check out the new Avatar Leech made for me! It Will cut you up!
Hail Leech and he mighty Riverbears, and the great Bear Empire!
My fellow Riverbears.
Our clan is currently ranked 34,715 in the world.
The bad news is that there are only 34,714 other clans above us to
But take heart, the good news is that there are still 34,714 clans left for us to UTTERLY ANNIHILATE.
If we introduce rationing we may be able to squeeze an extra week or two out of it.
Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.
Just one question.
Where on Thor's land did you all get those awesome avatars? And where can one be obtained for myself?
I'm coming to get you.
There were some questions about loot and loot penalty in the chat today. I am quoting Mag so that this information is avaliable easily. Mike, you might want to add the link to the original posting by Zach in the front page. A lisiting of links explaining game dynamics (like this , flammy's guides etc) will be helpful for everybody.
I thought I understood this new rule, but there was some chatter in the clan chat today that left me puzzled. Does the village inspection apply to anyone at any time, regardless of donation habits? Or does it only apply to someone who consistently requests without donating?
It only applies to someone who consistently requests without donating.
There is nothing wrong about having no archers in your camps provided you are not asking for donations. What we dont want to see though is someone asking for donations when they dont have any archers to donate in return. Such a person obviously has nothing to give even though they are asking for troops.
This rule is intended to weed out those very very few members who are taking advantage of others. As such, this rule is intended to only be used against members who have come to our attention through their behaviour (asking for troops without giving, many times). It is not intended to be used against members who have consistently good donations and who are active in chat.
Last edited by Cavebears; March 28th, 2013 at 12:39 AM.
Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.