View Poll Results: When we defeat our enemies in battle we should...

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  • Lop off the heads of all the menfolk and make their skulls into cups.

    6 31.58%
  • Sell all the women and children into slavery to maximise our profits.

    1 5.26%
  • Salt the earth where their village once stood so nothing ever grows there again.

    2 10.53%
  • All of the above.

    10 52.63%
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Thread: Riverbears

  1. #311
    Trainee Lawdog1972's Avatar
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    Yea vote

    I cast another yea vote for the minimum donation change.

    Shall we share a flask of mead whilst we sharpen our axes and fluff our pillows?

  2. #312
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    Here are the Guardian recommendations for this week.

    The two zombies be kicked with a message on their kickout notice to ask them to move to Icebears. If they do start playing again they should then read that message and thus have the option of rejoining our bear family in Icebears.

    The two zombies are: The Lieuchenant and Maimunar.

    The following members are given a Guardian request to move to Icebears.

    Slashbane, Lord Darius, Justin.


    A Guardian request may not be refused. Those members have two days to comply or be kicked. If they are kicked they will have the message asking them to move to Icebears repeated in their kickout notice.
    Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.

  3. #313
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    Dear Guardian

    I humbly accept the duties of Clan Leader, though waking up from the past party with a massive skull on my head, and people calling me Chief seems. .......

    Like the Best way ever to transfer leadership!!!!

    -Gman

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    Senior Member Cavebears's Avatar
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    My fellow Riverbears.

    I am saddened to inform you that our kind invitation to invite some guy asking to join a clan on the forums has been callously rejected.

    For your information I present to you his note of rejection and my reply.



    Quote Originally Posted by GDragon
    Mike

    Thank you for inviting. I have selected and will be join one of the clan in the forum. Please do not feel offended because my decision is based on to suite my playing style with the clan.

    GDragon
    Hi

    Not offended at all!

    Goodness me! Everyone is free to make their own choice! That's what democracy and the Cavebear way of life is all about!

    ...and now we shall mercilessly hunt you down and destroy every last standing vestige of your village. destroy all your crops. sell your folk into slavery, and sow salt into the ground where your town-hall once stood so that nothing EVER GROWS THERE AGAIN!

    ..and when you come crawling to us, begging for mercy, we shall laugh, hand you a pillow, and throw you off the very highest cliff we can find, with the most horribly pointy of rocks below.

    ...imagine your surpise, clutching your pillow tightly as the force of gravity accelerates you down towards the oh so pointy rocks below, that the pillow you hold is in fact stuffed full of lead pellets and will not provide you with a soft landing at all.

    ..and you will have just about enough time to realise this dreadful fact and to hear our laughter sprawling down the cliff face after you.

    Kind regards

    mike$
    not in the least offended
    Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.

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    And Thor says fine work young man...

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    Senior Member Cavebears's Avatar
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    Elder proposal: New donation rule.

    The New Donation Rule is now in effect.

    There were exactly zero votes cast against this proposed new rule after one week. Voting is now over. Therefore it passes with 100% approval.

    "Members are expected to donate at least 50 troops per week. Failure to meet this target will result either in an immediate kick or result in a Guardian request to move to Icebears, a low activity sister clan. Failure to comply with a Guardian request within two days will result in an automatic cliff throwing using a mechanical cliff throwing device our clever Viking scientists have recently invented."

    Guardian proposal: Donation etiquette.


    The following proposal is now immediately in effect and may only be overturned by a popular vote against it after one week from now.

    "A player may be kicked if they are observed to constantly ask for donations without donating first to outstanding donation requests in the chat. This requires the agreement of at least three Elders."

    "Such a member observed to be asking for troops may have his village inspected. If the member is seen to have no archers present in the army camps then this may be taken as evidence that the member does not intend to donate, and may be used as grounds to remove the member from our clan"
    Last edited by Cavebears; March 25th, 2013 at 09:07 AM.
    Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.

  7. #317
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    Check me out

    Leech sent me an avatar weeks ago. However I just found the pm me telling me about it just now! Check me out, I love it! Thanks Leech!

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    Senior Member Cavebears's Avatar
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    This is a Guardian request.

    The member Zombielord is asked to move to Icebears. You have two days to comply.

    Reason: Zombielord has broken our new donation etiquette rule as observed by three elders in agreement.
    Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.

  9. #319
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    posting for gabo

    Hey this is slash one of my friends just joined his name is gabo and im just posting for him i made sure he read the rules he didnt have a forum account so im posting for him

  10. #320
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    Proxy a no go Slash

    Slash, what u have tried to do in helping Gabo does not fulfill the design of our intent to be able to have comms w/ him. As we told him in chat, HE will need to have his OWN acct & posting to remain in the clan. Also, u have been requested by The Guardian to move to IceBears... Please do so before forcing our hand. Best wishes!

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