View Poll Results: When we defeat our enemies in battle we should...

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  • Lop off the heads of all the menfolk and make their skulls into cups.

    6 31.58%
  • Sell all the women and children into slavery to maximise our profits.

    1 5.26%
  • Salt the earth where their village once stood so nothing ever grows there again.

    2 10.53%
  • All of the above.

    10 52.63%
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  1. #161
    Centennial Club loosu's Avatar
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    Today has been an awesome Viking day overall.

    We kicked 5 members for non-compliance. We opened up the clan for all and now are up to 46 members. Yes. Really. We will be weeding out members who don't comply with the clan rules later this week.

    The elders did a terrific job in containing the craziness. HAIL ALL!

    HAIL RIVERBEARS!!!

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    BY THE GODS!

    Thor obviously guided your hand Karthi, as the axe strokes came down.

    Life in Icebears has been similarly bloody. A great purging is being undertaken even now as we speak. Stage one has been completed. There shall be another tonight. Have to leave a bit of time for the blood to drain.

    Such bloodshed makes me feel all poetic. Here is a poem for you Bears.

    THUD THUD THUD!
    Me axe comes down!
    Chopping necks, oh yeah!
    Heads make a hefty mound
    Lol, look at 'em rolling
    On the gore soaked ground!

    Through misty trails of blood soaked blatter
    Our scarlet stained steel seeks this day
    Expunge! Expunge those who do not honour!
    The willing virtues of the Viking Way!
    And lend not ear to their cries
    As their pitiful lives are soaked away.

    Violent shakes of whimsy pass
    As our unworthy meet their fate
    "Oh! I dont know how to post" they squeak!
    As they are lead out past the prison gate
    "Ho then! Maybe your hands will learn"
    "Cos your heads wont at any rate!"
    Last edited by Cavebears; March 7th, 2013 at 05:42 AM.
    Drink fast, donate fast, raid fast and don't ask questions later.

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    HAIL MIKE for the battle song! Love it! Now I must raid!

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    Clan

    I Just joined My name in there is justin. Everyone apply it is awesome!

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    Another poem

    Hey folks,

    Inspired by Mike$, I've crafted a poem all my own:

    Roses are red,
    Carnations are pink
    The Riverbears will take your gold and eat your face off
    And Vikings don't care about rhyming.

    Hugs,
    Nic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cavebears View Post
    BY THE GODS!

    Thor obviously guided your hand Karthi, as the axe strokes came down.

    Life in Icebears has been similarly bloody. A great purging is being undertaken even now as we speak. Stage one has been completed. There shall be another tonight. Have to leave a bit of time for the blood to drain.

    Such bloodshed makes me feel all poetic. Here is a poem for you Bears.

    THUD THUD THUD!
    Me axe comes down!
    Chopping necks, oh yeah!
    Heads make a hefty mound
    Lol, look at 'em rolling
    On the gore soaked ground!

    Through misty trails of blood soaked blatter
    Our scarlet stained steel seeks this day
    Expunge! Expunge those who do not honour!
    The willing virtues of the Viking Way!
    And lend not ear to their cries
    As their pitiful lives are soaked away.

    Violent shakes of whimsy pass
    As our unworthy meet their fate
    "Oh! I dont know how to post" they squeak!
    As they are lead out past the prison gate
    "Ho then! Maybe your hands will learn"
    "Cos your heads wont at any rate!"
    Love it Mike!

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    Hail Ed, newest member of Riverbears!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicolasCage View Post
    Hey folks,

    Inspired by Mike$, I've crafted a poem all my own:

    Roses are red,
    Carnations are pink
    The Riverbears will take your gold and eat your face off
    And Vikings don't care about rhyming.

    Hugs,
    Nic
    roflmao nick

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    Magnifico

    Mike love your poem, who would have thought such a rugged fears Viking could string all those words together to create such a work of art !
    i'm back on gave the NBN the flick bought a iPhone with 1g int. then tethered it to my iPad. I'll play at lunch time so as not to use too much and have some for my emails. Problem solved. HAIL RIVERBEARS AND OUR SISTER CLANS. HAIL THE MIGHTY THOR.

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    Awesome Mag. Happy for you. Have fun at the ice. Karthi.

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