Bender‘s QMT

[bender018]

Mikect1020 - here are my anwers! Thanks for asking

Did you watch Futurama?You bet! I loved it. Although my nick is Bender, Dr. Zoidberg was my favorite character.

What food item produced in Hay Day sounds best to you?
Bacon! Definetly. I would try everything that has bacon in or on it. Stones wrapped in bacon? At least I have something to chew on.

Which one sounds worst?
Raspberry mocha. Seriously, who puts something fruity in coffee with milk??

Would you be in favor of a still on your farm?
I‘m sorry, but I don‘t understand that. You mean still, like a painting?

If you had a choice of being able to fly and not control your landing or being able to become invisible but not be able to control when you reappear, which would you choose. Note, your clothes will not be invisible so to be completely invisible you have to be naked.
I would choose being invisible (and naked - others would have to go to therapy after I reappear, but that‘s the risk I would take).

Have you seen a raccoon with a set of truck keys? We need to find him before Monday morning. ������
Last time I saw a raccoon, my husband got an electric shock while trying to take a photo near an electric fence. At least the picture is nice. Is it this one?


Do you support my candidacy for Boom Beach Community Manager?
Sure, why not? As you‘re always asking the right questions, I‘m sure you could handle all the BB answers and queries with grace and dignity.

Do you fart with a German accent?
Women don‘t fart. They release gas that smells like glitter and flowers only to clarify their point of view.

If you could become a bird, whose car would you poop on first?
My former math teacher. He didn‘t want be to pass my A-Levels, because I was too old (I was 18) and too dumb to study anyways. I made my way. I‘m a law student now and preparing for bar exam. In your face, you old ignorant frustrated man! Poop on his car would be the least, I could do.

Cowslips and ilovehayday face off in a best 2 out of 3 challenge. The events, in order, are a staring contest, thumb wrestling, and arm wrestling. Who wins each event?
Staring contest: I go for ilovehayday. Have you seen this crazy light behind her eyes, when she‘s angry? Better run now!
Thumb wrestling: Cowslips, definetly. Her thumbs are strong from gardening. I‘ve heard that she got a price reduction of 100% for a new car when she threatened the manager with using her thumbs once.
Arm wrestling: Come on! Someone who has thumbs made of carbon can‘t have arm muscles like a jelly fish at the same time! Cowslips will win!

[Orrscores]

Hello, I hope you welcome us disbanded BB off topic veterans although we can be a bit twisted😀

Why does the glitter in hey day smell like farts?

Would you rather spend a night in a 5 star hotel or camp under the stars with the most beautiful scenery you've ever seen?

How many fingers am I holding up?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck ?

Have you ever spotted Manbearpig on your farm?

You mentioned going for your bar exam...that's awesome, I like to examine some bars too.... Which one you going to first🍸🍻🍺🍹🍷🎉🎊

Just a few ....for now😈

[mdcfc]

You mentioned going for your bar exam...that's awesome, I like to examine some bars too.... Which one you going to first

I had no idea you even had to be qualified, I’ve been going into bars completely unqualified for so many years!

[Mikect1020]

When you release gas that smells like glitter and flowers, do you do it with a German accent?

The World League of American Football was a failure I’m pretty much every country except Germany. Why did it last for a while there and nowhere else?

Do you and/or your husband ever go to any games?

What advice would you give to OrrScores to help keep the raccoons from stealing his truck keys again in the future?

After you poop on your former math teacher’s car, could you fly north to Finland and get a certain CM’s car? There are a lot of people over in the BB forum who would be eternally greatful.

That may be the right raccoon. Can you follow him around and see if he has a set of keys to Orr’s truck?

If you were to visit the US, what city or cities would you like to see? If Boston is on your list I know where you and your husband could get free room and board and examine some bars.

If any American sports leagues decided to play a game near you, would you and your husband go and if so which would you be interested in seeing? Please exclude MLS from your choices as you already have a better soccer league over there.

[JBlon]

Do you connect well with other empaths?

What flavors of chips do you like the best? Which don't pass the Bender quality control test?

Are you aware that there are bacon-flavored perfumes, body sprays, body washes and edible underwear available?

Do you cook Lebanese, Morrocan or Greek cuisine? What other types do you enjoy?

What is your hometown best known for?

What would the world be like filled with Bender clones? What if they were all men?

Would you rather: everything you're thinking appears in a bubble caption above your head for everyone to see, or everything you do is live-streamed for the world?

What is your preference: food fight, water balloon fight or pillow fight?

If you weren't married and every 10 minutes you either have to sing a song publicly or kiss a total stranger, which will get you into trouble faster?

What are your nominees for the world's 3 worst odors?

[bender018]

Hey Steve, that were great questions!

How do you account for Germany’s catastrophic failure in this years World Cup - just so unexpected!Personally, I think our trainer made poor decisions when calling some old and ineffective players in our team, instead of giving some new fresh faces a chance. They weren‘t playing as a team. The passings were so bad. Don‘t remember me!

You’re heading for the local Xmas market, what’s your favourite thing to eat and drink there? I‘d go with some classics: A good fat bratwurst in a bun (with mustard and ketchup) and a hot cup of mulled wine (best is from Nuremberg). And some candied roasted almonds.

When next I visit Germany, what beer do I absolutely have to try? (Feel free to name a couple to take account of the various types of A German beer). Although I‘m living in Bavaria, I‘m not a huge fan of beer. Best brands I like are Schwarzbräu Exquisite, all different types from Riegele and my favorite Weissbier (google couldn‘t find the right translation) is Erdinger.

Have you visited UK? (If not you’d better do it soon before we borrow the plans for Trunps wall and build a Brexit Wall) I‘ve been to London four times with a short trip to Canterbury. I‘m a huge fan of the British landscape, weather and buildings. My dream is to rent a mobile home and drive along the coastline of England, Wales and Scotland one day. Whenever I go to the UK it feels like coming home.

How do German people in general feel about the Uk leaving the EU?
Most Germans think it‘s a really stupid idea, as you can‘t forecast the effects a Brexit would have. Personally I think it‘s never good to make a referendum and ask the nation to make a decision which weighs so heavy. Too many people aren‘t thinking properly about the effects as they aren’t informed too well and the possibility to be manipulated is too high.

if you could visit one place in the world on an all expenses paid trip, where would you go? Probably to Kakslauttanen Arctic Resort in Finnland. Just google it, you‘ll immediatly know why

You have just found a dusty old bottle on your farm, you polish it with your sleeve, and as if by magic genie Nick appears back from Finnish summertime. He says you can have 3 Hayday wishes granted - what would you choose?
-The gift catalogue for derby rewards
-A board to leave messages for your friends (outside the nh)
-Getting Tom with coins (and you can hire him once, 2x, 3x... etc)

[mdcfc]

Bender,

I have tried Erdinger weissbier .... very drinkable indeed!

Haha your assessment of the value of public votes is very good. The british love to be asked their opinion because their sense of humour kicks in. The British government commissioned a new artic research ship a few years ago, and when it was almost built they asked the public to decide the name. After an internet campaign, the run away winner was Boaty McBoatface
So despite the demand for the government to abide by the public vote, they named it RRS Sir David Attenborough .... and the deep sea submersible was named Boaty McBoatface. If you’re gonna ask the Brits to decide on something, you’d better have a sense of humour about the answer

[LynnK2015]

...Haha your assessment of the value of public votes is very good. The british love to be asked their opinion because their sense of humour kicks in. The British government commissioned a new artic research ship a few years ago, and when it was almost built they asked the public to decide the name. After an internet campaign, the run away winner was Boaty McBoatface

So despite the demand for the government to abide by the public vote, they named it RRS Sir David Attenborough .... and the deep sea submersible was named Boaty McBoatface. If you’re gonna ask the Brits to decide on something, you’d better have a sense of humour about the answer

I'm ROTFLOL. Then there was an online campaign asking Sir David Attenborough to change his name to Sir Boaty McBoatface in the interests of "democracy and humour". I hope he was amused.

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-05-08/p...ty-mcboatface/

[bender018]

Round two for you, Mikect!

The World League of American Football was a failure I’m pretty much every country except Germany. Why did it last for a while there and nowhere else? I really don‘t know. I‘m not that into any sports.

Do you and/or your husband ever go to any games? No.

What advice would you give to OrrScores to help keep the raccoons from stealing his truck keys again in the future? Electric fences are pretty effective for both human and raccoon.

After you poop on your former math teacher’s car, could you fly north to Finland and get a certain CM’s car? There are a lot of people over in the BB forum who would be eternally greatful. It‘s probably too expensive to hire me (enough food, flight costs, flight taxes) but you can start fundraising.

That may be the right raccoon. Can you follow him around and see if he has a set of keys to Orr’s truck? Found it
fotos hochladen online

If you were to visit the US, what city or cities would you like to see? If Boston is on your list I know where you and your husband could get free room and board and examine some bars. New York, Washington D.C, L.A., Las Vegas, The Great Lakes area, Maine - I can‘t count all the nice parts I want to travel to, but Boston is certainly on my list as well.

If any American sports leagues decided to play a game near you, would you and your husband go and if so which would you be interested in seeing? Please exclude MLS from your choices as you already have a better soccer league over there. Baseball, Basketball or American Football - they are all really great to watch.

[bender018]

Now that I found your truck keys, I can answer your questions, Orrscores!


Why does the glitter in hey day smell like farts? It‘s because we have a fairly new deco item. The rocking unicorn. I think that‘s why

Would you rather spend a night in a 5 star hotel or camp under the stars with the most beautiful scenery you've ever seen? Luckily there‘s a hotel (Kakslauttanen arctic resort in Finnland) that combines both - total comfort and a glass ceiling in the bedroom to see the polar lights from your bed. I think that‘s what I would go for. 5 star hotels are nice but boring, camping is fun but I‘m afraid of all the bugs and insects that crawl around...

How many fingers am I holding up? Two and a half.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck ? He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck

Have you ever spotted Manbearpig on your farm? I‘m not sure but sometimes there‘s a strange growling coming from the trees across the river...

You mentioned going for your bar exam...that's awesome, I like to examine some bars too.... Which one you going to first�������������� Definetly to some fancy cocktail bars. I‘m the one who always giggles when ordering a „Sex on the beach“.