OMG I spent my Nans birthday present money on PEKKA!!!

[Ade570]

Let me tell you a story about how I got my parents to buy me an iPad to play CoC....


My school report was really bad and my grades were terrible... So my parents asked my why is this? I told them the school just got new apple computers and our home PC was not compatible and all the kids with high grades now have iPads to do their homework and study on.

So my parents went out and got me an iPad!!!!



The best thing is I can sit at home infront of them and play clash of clans and they think I'm studying and doing homework!!!!

They tell me "you have been studying real hard all night, why don't you take a little break!" So I say " ok mum, I'm going to the home office to play games on the PC" (that's when I rush studying and do my homework for real) .


Now when I get bad grades I tell my mom and dad, "I try really hard, look how much time I spend on my iPad studying doing homework! I hardly spend any time on the PC playing video games anymore. I'm just not that smart!!!" Then I pretend to look really sad.


Then my mum and dad are always really nice to me and sometimes treat me because of all the hard work iv been putting in and I'm trying so so so hard.




The moral of the story is......

If its one thing iv learnt in life, that's lying get you everywhere!

Thats not just lying, thats also emotional blackmail.
it only works for so long and only on people who love you.
stop being an ♥♥♥♥ n grow up

[PedroLee]

You need help.

[Sandalhat]

Let me tell you a story about how I got my parents to buy me an iPad to play CoC....


My school report was really bad and my grades were terrible... So my parents asked my why is this? I told them the school just got new apple computers and our home PC was not compatible and all the kids with high grades now have iPads to do their homework and study on.

So my parents went out and got me an iPad!!!!



The best thing is I can sit at home infront of them and play clash of clans and they think I'm studying and doing homework!!!!

They tell me "you have been studying real hard all night, why don't you take a little break!" So I say " ok mum, I'm going to the home office to play games on the PC" (that's when I rush studying and do my homework for real) .


Now when I get bad grades I tell my mom and dad, "I try really hard, look how much time I spend on my iPad studying doing homework! I hardly spend any time on the PC playing video games anymore. I'm just not that smart!!!" Then I pretend to look really sad.


Then my mum and dad are always really nice to me and sometimes treat me because of all the hard work iv been putting in and I'm trying so so so hard.




The moral of the story is......

If its one thing iv learnt in life, that's lying get you everywhere!

Forget studying or education, you need to gem some intelligence into that brain ASAP.

Your brain is clearly premature for your age.

[maggiep0tat0]

Oh, a new troll.

Right?
RIGHT?!

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The little (hoping against all hope for humanity as we speak) Potatroll

[Sandalhat]

Oh, a new troll.

Right?
RIGHT?!

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The little (hoping against all hope for humanity as we speak) Potatroll

One can only hope.

[DragonxXx]

Your being a jerk, and trust me i would not say that lightly.

You are trolling or acting like some confused little kid.

To spend money on a game forgetting your nan is outrageous and selfish, your morals are messed up, you need to go and change yourself i dunno go on a pilgrimage..

[pikacu221]

I don't think you get the gravity of the situation!!!

if my mom finds out I spent the money on gems, she might get mad and not buy me an Xbox one for Christmas! Not under any circumstances can she know i spent the money on gems. I need help covering my tracks not giving out FREE hugs.

Does anyone know how to make a cake that looks like it cost $20?

SERIOUSLY?! Is that how much you care for her?! And who cares if you dont get an xbox for Christmas. She is waaaaaaaay more important than that.
Well whatever
my advise is to just tell your mom the truth. She will get even more mad if you tell her at the last moment. And you shouldn't even be hiding things from your own mother. In fact, your mother might actually be happy you came clean and still do something.

but i still cant believe how selfish you are

[diLuca]

trollthread reached 5 pages, congratz

[Abonzo]

And that my friends, is the end of humanity as we know it.

The point where the sadness of the situation is the same regardless whether he is telling the truth, or trolling.

Well said.

[Harrisman24]

trollthread reached 5 pages, congratz

Make it 6?

Lol...