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Thread: 🚫Surgeon General Warns-Bad Clans Can be Hazardous to Your Clashing ‼️

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    🚫Surgeon General Warns-Bad Clans Can be Hazardous to Your Clashing ‼️

    WARNING! The Surgeon General has stated that not being in a clan, or being in a bad clan is HAZARDOUS to your health.

    Do you experience loneliness in your clan chat?
    Are your daily CC requirements not being met?
    Are your Clan Game points too low?
    Maybe the league shields in your clan seem colorless?
    Does your war log have a bad red rash?
    Were you excluded from CWL and you know it’s not your breath?

    These are all signs that you might be suffering from FailedClanItis. This is a serious disease that affects thousands of Clashers every year. Even worse, the CDC has determined that if left untreated this affliction could develop into a more serious disease known as -NoClanitis!!!

    But worry not! The Thunder Family of Clans has the cure for all your woes. No matter your playing style, if you’re an active player looking for a home- we can help you and at no cost to you!

    ThunderKnights is a level 12 Th8+ active warring clan (#QUPC29JL) We war twice a week. Battle hardened heroes can keep you updated on latest strategies with lots of friendly challenges- generous donors keep you locked and loaded for the grueling multiplayer battles- and our warm campground fires are always lit ready for tales of glorious replays. Learn a new attack, practice an old one, master war techniques in a safe, fun environment! Newbies are warmly welcomed and no onerous donation requirements. (All warriors are required to keep a league shield)

    ThunderBlitz (#20LPUVYL2) a level 12 clan dedicated to crushing our enemies! A place for the truly serious warrior, who likes winning and a competitive environment. War search is 3x a week and clashers are expected to be able to at least 2 star their mirror. Showing up with both attacks is required. Battle hardened clashers in this clan can really help you take it to the next level!

    Can’t choose between them? No worries our members frequently go back forth as time and inclination allow. All clans participate in CWL and max out Clan Games.

    *We are US based, (all times are EST), English speaking, mature, -no drama please. Clan rules are in the clan description.

    POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS
    Whiplash from quick response times to donation requests
    Joint pain from constant checking of clan chat
    Overload of war loot
    Maxed Clan Game rewards- top tier every time
    Low war pressure
    An inability to think of anything but Clash

    But wait! There’s more! We have our own Discord server to offer you support and comfort (and strategies and base designs). We do special events to help in your recovery like The War of 100 attacks and Blitzkrieg War (everyone attacks at the same instant to deliver a devastating blow to the enemy).

    So how do you join this outstanding family? No prescription needed. Simply request to join using the password. One of our professional, friendly clashers will assess your needs and help in your recovery. Request to join using the password “ I need the cure!” and mention this ad.
    The FDA has stipulated that using the password is 100% more effective.

    So if your current clan resembles a parking lot and you are hungry for war stars, crave an active, friendly chat and long for colorful league shields, ask your doctor about the cure today! My IGN is Lady Laura and I look forward to meeting you!

    *Do not operate heavy machinery while clashing in these clans.
    Last edited by All4Clash; November 24th, 2019 at 12:02 PM.

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    Join using the password “I need the Cure!”
    Last edited by All4Clash; August 16th, 2018 at 10:36 AM.

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    Our new feeder. clan won its first war! Congrats everyone!

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    Still some open spots stop by for a visit!

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    Join now and get baby dragons free!
    Last edited by All4Clash; June 29th, 2018 at 01:31 PM.

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    Clan Games are coming! Wouldn’t you like to be in a clan that makes top tier? Come by for a visit, stay for the fun ��

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    Clan games on the way!

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    Join now and you can request free pekka! (No limit on quantities, no coupon required).

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    Clan games going great check us out!

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    Top tier again! Come check out our amazing Clans

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