🌸🌼 Hoochie Honeys #9909QULR 🌼🌸

[JPminis]

We are currently in first place in the derby and welcome you to join us! Jokes, chat, help & friendly neighbors!

Joke of the day.... 🐎 🐴
How long should a racehorse’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground! 🏁

See you soon!

[JPminis]

Happy Weekend!!

Hey did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Yes!! It cracked me up!!

[JPminis]

Are you ready for a special summer derby? ☀️

Join us for some fishing 🎣 , hamburgers 🍔 & vanilla ice cream 🍦. Tasks will be at 400 this week, with a race 🐎🏁🐴 to finish so 10th task is required.

Kik or PM me here with questions.

[JPminis]

Summer derby has started! Come hang out in our hood and check things out. Maybe you’ll be a good fit!

[JPminis]

What was wrong with the frog stuck in the mud?

He was unhoppy

Come join us for chat, trades & derby!

[JPminis]

What do race horses eat?

Fast food!

Need a fun, friendly hood? The welcome mat is out for you!

[JPminis]

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The moo-vies!

We’re currently in first place for derby. Another gold finish can be in your future if you’ll come join us!

[JPminis]

Who’s ready to join an active, friendly, competitive hood?

Here’s our farm joke for the day...

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

We can’t wait for you to come knocking! We’ve put out the WELCOME mat for you!

[JPminis]

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

Come by our hood and say hello! We’d love to meet you!

[JPminis]

In our hood, we RACE 🐎 to the finish. Players are done by Friday typically. No leisurely strolls 🐢 to finish here.

We complete ten tasks at 320/400.

If you are a serious derby player 🏁, that doesn’t stop for a sandwich 🍔 before finishing your last task...

Trips to the restroom 🚻 are encouraged, however! 😂😂😂

Come on over if you are ready for a fun, friendly neighborhood that shares, cares & chats. We just take our derby seriously.

See you soon!