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What did the flower say after telling a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!

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Shiny shiny GOLD!

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How does a scarecrow drink his juice? Through his straw!

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Like the taste of gold?

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Why don’t cows have money? Because farmers milk them dry!

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What happens when you tell an egg a joke. It cracks up!

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Gold again!

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How do you keep a goat from charging? Take away his credit cards!

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What did the mamma cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime!

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Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank!