✨ - Mommy's Basement - ✨

[MaoTenDoo]

So...we're a bunch of experienced players, who wanted a place free from drama. We are a friendly, talkative group who like to crack jokes and win wars. We war back to back to back...to back. No micromanaging. No pressure. No stupid apps. Just chat, war and have fun. If you're looking for a clan where members help each other rather than judge each other, join our humble group. Will accept any TH level, but no rushed bases please.


Knock on our door, say "the forums sent me" and introduce yourself.


Mommy'sBasement (#V282JGYV)


Free Elder if you can identify the source of our clan description.

[MaoTenDoo]

Bump, bumpity, bump. Still looking for fun, active clasheteers.

“Oh, God, the dog wet on the picnic basket.” If you know the reference, instant Elder. Guaranteed.

[MaoTenDoo]

If you have the tenacity and wit of the Black Knight from "Monty Python and The Holy Grail," join us. I you do not, join some other humorless clan.

Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
Arthur: So be it!
**Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm.**
Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well...what's that then?
**pauses**
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

We're looking for active adults, wanting to kick some Clashy ash.

[MaoTenDoo]

We are a laid back, adult war clan, looking for new members. No crazy rules. No donation ratios. No pressure. We don't kick you if you fail in war. We just chill and enjoy the game. In search of experienced war specialists and inexperienced players willing to learn. Any TH level. Come check us out!

[MaoTenDoo]

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Join us with the next line from this movie quote and automatic Elder.

[Marshin991]

Look in clan chat. I answered it

[MaoTenDoo]

Bumpity. Bump. Bump.

[MaoTenDoo]

"You ain't gettin' <censored> outta me. I've been constipated all week, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!"
- Hollis P. Wood, "1941"

[MaoTenDoo]

We are a friendly, chatty group who like to crack jokes and win wars. If you're looking for a fresh start, join our humble clan.


And don't worry. This basement has egress windows.

[MaoTenDoo]

Hey, daddy-o
I don't want to go down to the basement
There's somethin' down there
I don't want to go
Hey, Romeo
There's somethin' down there
I don't want to go down to the basement