Is your summer bod already turning to dough?
Were you a little too thankful last Thanksgiving?
Have you already eaten all the Hallowe’en candy that was “meant for the kids”
Tsk tsk tsk?
Nah, we celebrate gluttony, overindulgence and after noon naps.
where....why at ontario Peeps!
We are a gorgerous full figured clan whose measurements are 293-92-2 and most of those losses are against even more gluttonous engineered meanies.


So,You be: non rushed, fun & willing to learn.
We be: dedicated, caring, patient and fun"


Fed up with the body shaming, cro magnon man blather of global chats. Well come on over to Peeps traveller where our chats celebrate the beauty of all.


Are we in shape? Sure, round is a shape isn’t it.
Now, if you are American and haven’t celebrated Thanksgiving yet then you start stockpiling while we Canadians start our juice fasts to allow belt room for the Christmas gorging.


Isnt our new mascot wonderful? A bit scrawny but s/he will certainly plump up for the holidays.


We do no have free co, but do have Philly Cheesteaks.


We won't make you give up your favorite snack if you get a 99% one star in war but do need you to be serious and slightly deep. After that, come on, we can all enjoy popping a healer now and then and watching her fall into a bowl of jelly! Yes, yes, she will have a parachute...we’re not heathens!


Are we exclusively Ontarian? No. We welcome world winning Hawaiian hot dog eaters, Sudanese sommeliers and even Vietnamese Vegetarians.


We thank you for your time and interest in Ontario Peeps...Now recruiting at the wee hashtag #2PY089CY but if we are eating marshmallows and enjoying the nee Star Wars trailer then drop us a wee note at our discord sever https://discord.gg/4nT3SJ6
Please note
The following ad is not an endorsement of any person, place or thing; it is just an ad. This ad in no way means Supercell even name a new troops after us. If your clashing is keeping you up at night, we recommend cut back on carbs. Side effects of joining our clan may include indigestion, goofy smiles, laughing or flatulence. Ontario Peeps remains indemnified of any misleading information, goblin donations, ridiculous war matchups or rain. Oh, and Agent Cooper, what year is it?