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So..so I sez to 'im, I..no wait, shurrup, s'like this I sez 'Oi BlueBird' coz thats, like iz name innit? 'Bluebroad, I got a...thingy, complaint!' That perked 'im up right proper kna'mean? He got that scared look cos of, of *burp*...tastes like onions...look of sorta, cos he knows who the guvner is, him and me, he knows who the Daddy is. 'Wheres your tool eh BangBus? Eh?' says I. Then I clocks 'im right in the shell like.
*sips special brew*
The bloody bugger don't go daaahn does 'e? Naw, he's all standing there giving it the biggun, says 'I'm the Daddy now, BroadBug, remember it roight'?
What can I say, bloke runs a tidy ship and can take a smack to the old nut like a goodun!






