Close-knit Gang Looking to Expand - Farming & War & Stuff

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By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
Professor Zoidberg - Futurama

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Look what I won from the tourist's pocket!
Bender – Futurama

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"Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once."
Isaac Asimov

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Metamucil
It will help you go to the toilet.
If you don't use it you'll get cancer and die.

Proposed Ad from the movie "Crazy People"

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The knack [of flying] lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Ford Prefect - Life, the Universe, and Everything

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I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
Zaphod Beeblebrox - Life, the Universe, and Everything - Douglas Adams

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My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber,
and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
Ford Prefect
Life, the Universe and Everything
Douglas Adams

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There’s nothing like revenge for getting back at people.
Homer Simpson

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In this world you must be “oh so smart” or “oh so pleasant”.
For years I was “oh so smart”.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
Jimmy Stewart – Harvey

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…physical pleasure is at best an undependable glue to join two hearts.
Steven Brust and Emma Bull – Freedom and Necessity