Close-knit Gang Looking to Expand - Farming & War & Stuff

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Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. - Stewie Griffin

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I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Peter Griffin

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No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you.
Stewie Griffin

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question me again and I will put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy on you ...
Stewie Griffin

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My, what a thumping good read [The Bible], lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I say, you won't find That in Winnie the Pooh.
Stewie Griffin

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When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
Stewie Griffin

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Good afternoon. I'd just like to say that before today, I didn't know the Munsters were driving around in a funeral car. I'm beginning to think everything on that show was just a big joke!
Peter Griffin

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Sex without love is an empty experince, but as empty experiences go, it's pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don’t want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
Woody Allen

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Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
Woody Allen