Too many times I was sure I was refusing a sale to Mary Poppins or any of the other cheap Little People only to have them abscond with my goods. I hate them. I'd like to set leg traps at the end of the driveway to stop them from coming in or maybe a grumpy old man to sit in a rocking chair on my porch and scare them away with a shotgun filled with rocksalt. Greg, Mike, Mary Poppins, Skinny Minnie, and Little Lolita can go suck eggs!
The request here is for traps or the old man with the shotgun. (Just to keep it in this category)
edit: the forum censors seem to have censored out the word chēāts. I called them chēāts and thieves, not hearts and thieves.
