A bear was very very bad. Cursing, swearing (far, far too much mead perhaps) and demanding. Now we are very very kind bears, but that made for instant pet food - thrown right off the cliff he was! Thump, straight at the feet of Garm, who ripped and chewed till he had his fill, which took a while.
The good news is: WE HAVE SPACE! Pop by, come and war. We've been without our sofa so long that we've almost forgotten about it but we'll still have Doritos somewhere. Bring cookies if you can! And, even though he's our leader right now, remember the password (it's Bubba's fault).
Last edited by JanPizPan; September 16th, 2017 at 09:40 AM.
Once again, our bears are full of mead, sated with cookies baked on our lava ovens. Our opponents are weakly knocking at our village doors, knocking for forgiveness. Will we be kind? Shall we allow our attackers safe haven?
NO!
We are proud Viking Bears! We forgive our own, mostly. But woe betide those who dare to challenge our family.
Right now, our family is large and the Volcano is bursting with song and laughter - can you hear? Keep us in your thoughts, one day soon there might be space for new bears.
Hear our song, share our sofa, eat our cookies - soon this chance could be yours!
Last edited by JanPizPan; August 26th, 2017 at 10:29 PM.
Approaching 200 war wins, our war generals know how to do their stuff! And we are having a donation race - the honour of the winning bear will be recorded in our myths and lore, spoken of not only in the Volcano, but in the rest of the Bear Family, from the top of the Mountain to the deepest depths of the River.
Come and take part, check out our requirements on the opening page, join our loyal Family.
There have been many bears in the history of the Volcano. But none recorded with the generosity and warmth of our very own Batman. His donation record puts us other Bears to shame. His insistence on filling our requests, both meagre and demanding, has been exceptional. Hounds have flown from his Barracks. Bowlers have rolled across walls on their way to new masters. Giants have been forever taking hits so that archer queens can stealthily attack. All thanks to Batman. He has been of the Volcano. He has been one of our best.
Sadly, Batman has made a new home higher on the mountain. The heat and fire in the Volcano has proven just a little bit too much, though he will be missing the lava pool and frolicking in there with the rest of us.
But there are other bears who are vying to fill his place. The donations in our clan are bountiful and endless. Come and find out.
