Introducing Sage Warrior:
An old fat warrior that has gone bald. He falls off the LC on to the beach, and laboriously drags his hammer weapon behind him because he has become frail and weak.
When he finally arrives at the sniper tower he was intending to hammer down, he decides to talk the enemy troops into boredom and submission. Attacks last 14 hours but are guaranteed wins.
Sage warrior. The most OP troop in the game.