49 Spartans (level 6) #YP2UJPVY is an international clan rebuilding under new leadership and is looking for good players across the globe.
Clan Requirements and Rules:
- All town hall levels are welcome, we accept all bases including .5s and engineered bases.
- Rushed(low offense but high defense) bases are not accepted.
- We encourage members to upgrade their offenses first before defenses or to go engineered if they would like.
- We war back to back and we expect everyone to follow war plan and use both attacks in war.
- To be included in war, we require you to show us a war style replay on your equal town hall base or do a fc to demonstrate your skills and we will help you improve.
- We accept members from all over the world however we expect you to speak English to communicate.
- Age doesn't matter but we expect you to be mature.
- Promotions are earned
What do we offer?
- Fun and friendly environment
- Max troops
- Help improve your war attacks
- Lvl 6 Clan perks
For out of game communication we use Band app which is optional but recommended
Please mention "Invited by Velocity" in your join request, if you meet the criteria mentioned above, you will be accepted. Come join us today (#YP2UJPVY).
Last edited by AngularVelocity; February 19th, 2017 at 08:11 PM.
Bump!
Joke of the day -
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”
Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"
Joke of the day -
Doctor: "Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years. "
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"But doctor, I am already 80!"
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"You see - I told you to quit smoking."
Bump -
Joke of the day -
I was in a restaurant once and I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my reliefs to the beat of the music. After just a few songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... That was when I remembered I was listening to my iPod.
