I only gots 2 questions for ya...
1. Do you like winning wars?
(If the answer is "no", thank you for your time and have a nice day. Also... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? *clears throat* I apologize for my outburst. Let me get back on point. If the answer "yes," please let your eyes shift downward to Question #2.)
2. Do you have a sense a humor?
(If this answer is "no," I repeat... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? If the answer is a resounding "yes," COME REQ SOME BASES WITH RED REQUIEM!!)
That is all. Thank you. *drops mic*
I wouldn't do that. I know you need more information. And I'm just the girl to give it to ya!
As you can see from our pic, we're a L7 clan, twerking on L8 and beyond! (Please forgive all of the bear puns in the Clan Description... If you join, I'll be happy to explain! Lol
If that hasn't dazzled you enough and made you wonder where we've been all your life, here are some more deets you may be interested in...
- We're mostly based in the U.S. time zones, but have a few internationals, as well. Full disclosure... It does tend to get a smidge quiet during 'Murican sleepy hours. We're hoping to grab a few more transcontinentals to make our clan poppin' 24/7.
- We consist of adults and would like to keep it that way. Our humor can get a bit, ahem, raunchy/wild/inappropriate/hysterical/rated R/NSFW/etc, etc. So yeah. Join at your own risk.
- We formed RR to create an environment where we could goof off and have fun, but also be successful at wars. We have a highly organized system for our wars and utilize ClashTrack and Telegram to aid in this endeavor. Obviously, it's SUPER top secret and I am not a liberty to divulge our methods so publicly. FOR RED REQS' EYES ONLY!
- We war back to back, but understand the need for upgrading heroes, etc and obviously real life stuff, so opting out is obviously A-Okay. HOWEVER!!! Every month, we have an ALL IN WAR! (Definitely hoping to fill the clan so we can do 50v50!) We ask that our Req'ers be prepared for this and be ready to go hard, yo!
- As I mentioned two bullet points up, we use Telegram to communicate outside of the game - this is mandatory for all members. We have several feeds for different aspects, but our most favored and busy is the main feed where everyone from the clan is added. Makes things like, "Yo, dude your base has a hole in it," or "OMG! Check out this hysterical cat video!" super easy to relay.
Okay. I feel like I'm losing ya... Did I bore you too much?
Here's some Drake for you to bring you back to attention.
Alright, alright. Lemme wrap this up and tell you what we need from you!
- Currently, we're shopping around for Th8s and Th9s and Th10s and we absolutely ADORE .5 bases. They have been OP for war matches since one of the more recent updates.
- Be willing to take constructive criticism and advice from fellow Req'ers. We truly have some kick a$$ members and I can't tell you how much I've learned from them!
- Above all else, HAVE FRIGGIN FUN!!!!
Here's a little taste of our war log since we took over tha joint!
If you're interested and wanna stop by for a visit, just lemme know! We often have the clan closed, but a quick little Private Message to me on here will get that door opened wide for ya! Just mention my name (Lucky) and how amazingly awesome I am when you request to join!
Happy looting, y'all!
P.S. Anyone got "Hotline Bling" stuck in their heads now?