The Ultimate Complaint Thread

[MiniGardener]

I would like to complain that I can't toss potatoes and raspberries into the juice machine to make raspberry vodka. If I could, I would grab Jem and hot foot it over to Carina's so we could all sit around drinking Raspberry Bellinis and discussing the price of wheat while nibbling on lint crumbs. A perfect Hay Day.

Hmmm....with all the new land available, it might be possible to open up a secluded little corner where the juicemaker could be converted into a still!! The only problem is we could only produce 'sunshine' since the moon never rises in Hay Day.

[LadyJEM5]

If it were up to me, I'd put that puppy deep in the mine.

Ain't no sun, ain't no moon, brew up some some real black magic! ...& with Yeti & Weta down there to keep an eye on things, ain't no gubmint rev-e-noowers gonna come snooping around!

Oh, uh, and just to make this post an official complaint...I only partake virtually these days!

[knitgal2]

I would like to complain that JEM is going to put her juice maker deep into the mine when she makes her "special brew" so that I can't sneak over to her place and empty a good bit into barrels that I would then load into the truck and have Hilda take back to my place...ain't no way, no how, I'm gonna take the chance of encountering that Cave Weta! *shudder*

[GladeMaid]

I would like to complain that cave wetas have a bad rep that is totally undeserved - just ask Ruud Kleinpaste.

[trooperc007]

I would like to complain that I can't throw food.

[GladeMaid]

I would like to complain that you even want to throw food!

[LadyJEM5]

Reputation deserved or not, a cricket the size of a guinea pig is just freaky!

I'd like to complain that I'm highly bug-a-phobic & can't appreciate a weta's cuddlyness as others do....<shudder>, but just ICK...I'd prefer keeping a distance...a BIG distance...'twixt one of them & one of me!

[MiniGardener]

I would like to complain that cave wetas have a bad rep that is totally undeserved - just ask Ruud Kleinpaste.

Okay, Glade, that's just RUUDE!

[becjam]

I have a complaint.... its completely my own fault that this has happened but now that it has I still want to complain.

Im level 65, I started playing at the beginning of november last year. My husband started playing new years day and is level 60.

Whats the problem, you ask.

Hes just hit the million coin mark and ive still never made it above the high 800,000's

When he told me I just looked at him for a few moments then held out my hand to shake his. He thought I was being sarcastic when I said well done, youve beaten me to a million.

So as for the 'my own fault' part... I sell just about everything in my rs at auto price for our nh... lem, bem, sem, tem all of it goes at auto price unless im specifically giving it to someone, then its a coin and he sells everything at full price unless its for someone specific so that makes a big profit difference between us and has resulted in him being richer than me.

[LadyJEM5]

When he told me I just looked at him for a few moments then held out my hand to shake his. He thought I was being sarcastic when I said well done, youve beaten me to a million.

So as for the 'my own fault' part... I sell just about everything in my rs at auto price for our nh... lem, bem, sem, tem all of it goes at auto price unless im specifically giving it to someone, then its a coin and he sells everything at full price unless its for someone specific so that makes a big profit difference between us and has resulted in him being richer than me.

If it makes you feel any better, Becjam, look at it this way...your generosity & philanthropy has helped many. Hubby, on the other hand, is just a money grubbing capitalist! (No offense to millionaire husbands intended!)