The Ultimate Complaint Thread

[PerkyCox]

I worry about my strong man. He keeps buying the balerina outfit from the gift shop....

Y'all be tolerant out there -- he can snap you in half like a twig wih those muscles!

Be careful when he gets a lid full from y'all about his private clothes choices -- I heard the last cat who cat-called him on it got turned into a wrestling suit.

Just sayin'

[MadeleineAkaino]

The hand drill looks like a dried out chilli popcorn and it is freaking me out.

Oh and there are some posts in the trading thread with the text size adjusted almost to the size of my eyes. I think it is a bit unfair to other posts don't you think?

[swisscowgirl]

I would like to complain about you all making me lose time over reading this hilarious thread from A to Z (I just discovered it) and making me cry from laughing. I could have gone farming instead.

[MiniGardener]

I would like to complain about you all making me lose time over reading this hilarious thread from A to Z (I just discovered it) and making me cry from laughing. I could have gone farming instead.

Excellent complaint, swisscowgirl!!!
I would like to complain that this thread has been dormant for WAY too long!! Thank goodness it's back on page one!

[ilovehayday]

I'd like to complain that I won my 1,876^th ladybug decor when I really wanted a nice whirly windmill. :/

[becjam]

I really just want to complain about all the repetitive posts in the new ideas section & all the ones that for things very clearly listed in the ruled out post.
I love reading all the new ideas posts because there is some good ones & it lets me know what ideas I have that aren't new... But that forum is slowly driving me crazy & I really just want to start saying to people lots of words that would turn into *******.
I'd also like to complain that I'm letting it bother me so much.
I hope this isn't classified as shaming...

[XTERRORxSEEKERX]

i would like to complain about the time it takes to produce products and production buildings

i would like to complain about not having an easier efficient way to scroll through the daily dirt

i would like to complain about my items that fell and got stuck behind the main building

i would like to complain about not having an easier way to trade items

i would like to complain about tom having narcolepsy

i would like to complain about having too much time on my hands to complain

lol-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_lol

[sabyasachi123]

And what's worse is that he and the other men say, "yummmmm" when they consume them! Disturbing.

Actually they are not saying "yummmmmmm", they are saying "thank you" in Hayday ' s native language.

[ansjuj]

Took the usual spin on the Wheel of Fortune this morning, and still no wedding cake topiary! I'm level 55 and have loads of ugly ladybugs, butterflies and caterpillars, but not the lovely layered topiary! I want couple for my town!

[Haydayphile]

Well, I finally got around to reading all of these, and my only real complaint is that I can't think of others. You all took my biggest ones, and made them pretty funny to boot! I groan every time I have to wait for those stupid fish to slide off my screen. Yes, yes yes! It's like, " look at me, look at me, I'm a great fish!" or something. Good grief!
And, I can't really talk about Tom without feeling my blood pressure raise. As someone else noted, we really do need to get him some serious help so he can have a better quality of life. If he continues this behavior I can't really vouch for his safety in such close proximity to my farm (the truck does skid around that corner, you know?)
So now, instead of doing something more productive (eg., less fun), my only complaint is I'll have to return to this list with something original to contribute.