The Ultimate Complaint Thread

[NorCalCornholioAcres]

I need more axes to drop from harvesting and pets...that is all.

[KristaSmith]

Are you certain that's the reason (hoping it's not)? That's awful competitive. Maybe you are better off? I'm sorry you lost 2 neighbors who feel the challenge is more important. That makes me sad too. If you need a new friend, pm me. I would never do that and I sell goodies and can give you some candy or something to cheer ya up.

Im relatively certain. I was neighbours with them for quite some time, and have never raided their shops, i reserve that for my 'hood mates shops, and I'm not sure they really ever sold much. I always helped boats and trees, maybe I was overzealous in my endeavours. I can only think of the boat achievement board because I had taken a screen shot when I got to 88,888....I'm easily amused, and was close to passing them. Then, boom, they were missing. I like my neighbours. I sell nice stuff, and if I see a neighbours farm name changed looking for something, Im first on scene!

[Bestajunior]

This is fantastic!! I totally forgot about this thread! Seems my tounge in cheek complaint from a year & half ago about the chickens dressed for summer/winter is still relevant.

I totally agree about the door sizes in relation to porch beggars. Also i got the mushroom with the little door thinking it would be cute for the gnomes. No way they can fit in there btw. Maybe the bees can. LoL

Anyway this is meant to be (originally) a fun thread. Hopefully it stays that way.

Have fun!

[Quesno]

I would like to complain about having no actual water on the game.
I would like to complain about not having no Loitering Sign.
I would like to complain about not having a Canadian flag for the game.
I would like to complain about not getting the gems back after hitting the button after our fingers even touch the speed up button.

Edit: KristaSmith, if you need a friend, I am here. I don't care on the leader boards.

[Sinstar33]

Ok, here I go...

• Friends kicking friends over boat scores?! Wow, DUMB! I'm level 54 and my boat score is "-". As in, not even on the leaderboard. LOL! Won't see me kicking people off just to get on there. How about filling orders and helping friends. Cause, yea...
• Getting totally gypped by the wheel! I have SOOO many gnomes holding pitchforks, I could make an army! And has anyone ever really gotten the jackpot?
• WHY ARE MY HORSES WALKING THROUGH THE WALLS & FENCES!! Knock that <edit> off! It would also be nice if my cats & dogs would stay out of my growing crops, thank you very much! *pffft*
• The frogs, or what I call "farm fleas", are creating an infestation in my animal pens. Um... WHAAA???
• CAN I GET A GOLD VOUCHER DANG IT?! I just spent all that time, those ingredients, and probably some coins buying items for that STUPID boat and I get a green one. GREEN?! WTH?! I'm trying to get a hound dog over here!
• If you want to charge an insane amount of diamonds for production slots... give us better ways to get more. We're playing a FREE game for a reason. IT'S FREE! Do you really think we're going to spend that much realoney on fake diamonds? HAHAHAHA!!!!!! (OOPS! I laughed so hard, I think I peed a little...)

[Sinstar33]

Just LOL Sinstar. LOL.

I had a funny feeling when I submitted my rant above that you might dig this thread. Not sure why....just had a feeling. Good stuff.

And your feeling was correct. This thread is not only full of truth... it's a RIOT!! LOL!

[Quesno]

Ok, here I go...

• Friends kicking friends over boat scores?! Wow, DUMB! I'm level 54 and my boat score is "-". As in, not even on the leaderboard. LOL! Won't see me kicking people off just to get on there. How about filling orders and helping friends. Cause, yea...
• Getting totally gypped by the wheel! I have SOOO many gnomes holding pitchforks, I could make an army! And has anyone ever really gotten the jackpot?
• WHY ARE MY HORSES WALKING THROUGH THE WALLS & FENCES!! Knock that s*** off! It would also be nice if my cats & dogs would stay out of my growing crops, thank you very much! *pffft*
• The frogs, or what I call "farm fleas", are creating an infestation in my animal pens. Um... WHAAA???
• CAN I GET A GOLD VOUCHER DANG IT?! I just spent all that time, those ingredients, and probably some coins buying items for that STUPID boat and I get a green one. GREEN?! WTH?! I'm trying to get a hound dog over here!
• If you want to charge an insane amount of diamonds for production slots... give us better ways to get more. We're playing a FREE game for a reason. IT'S FREE! Do you really think we're going to spend that much realoney on fake diamonds? HAHAHAHA!!!!!! (OOPS! I laughed so hard, I think I peed a little...)

♥♥♥♥ Sinstar,

If I were to complain about the game, how come in the truck doesn't give us more chances of winning the Jackpot only something with crawling all over the items the plants.
How would one self get rid of the frogs plus butterflies & what are those two used for exactly?
Where's the tool shed *starts to grumble to herself because there isn't one yet* Complaint.
My niece says she cannot get nails because they are scarce & she got ripped off & yet she has to play offline. Another complaint.

[KristaSmith]

Hmm, how about fat fumbly fingers accidently selling premium items in copious quantities to the little people? 30 butter anyone? 🙋 right here....lol, now I have barn space.

[LaneLily]

About the dead grass in the town. Put that local boy on a mower!!
and about the gnome with a pitchfork. Let's have one with a spade!
And couldn't the woman gnome have a blue apron sometimes?

but it is true that the frogs will all stay in a pond if you give them one...
and at least I can leave the butterflies and caterpillars in storage.

oops, stumbled into Pollyanna mode, ummm,

I want to complain about the little people making a racket outside my farmhouse all night.

[sabyasachi123]

Yes once in my lifetime I won the jackpot, exact date can't remember but may when I was below 50th level, right now I am on 64th level.