The Ultimate Complaint Thread

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It takes too much to scroll among 500 friends...
Gamecenter friends cause small freezes...
There's no safe trading system...
There's no in-game private messaging with other players...

[Tomville]

I would like to complain about the quality of recent complaints. Come on people, we can lift our game to get far better at whinging if we practice more. Just off to visit local supermarket, to get tips from toddlers in the chocolate aisle.

[beestenboel]

I'd like to complain that the grass in the town looks DEAD! What are we paying our property taxes for?

That's because the suckers in town walk on the grass all the time, even if you buy millions worth of gold path! One more reason to beat them with my mallets! But I still can't!

[MiniGardener]

That's because the suckers in town walk on the grass all the time, even if you buy millions worth of gold path! One more reason to beat them with my mallets! But I still can't!

I just scored 10 mallets in the DD! That was enough to short-circuit my "whinging" wiring for a few minutes. If you are short on mallets for pounding heads, I haven't used them all yet.
Edit: Those town visitors are definitely thumbing their noses at you. That old dude just gave me a mallet as a thank you gift!

[BrightSunnyDay]

I would like to complain about the quality of recent complaints. Come on people, we can lift our game to get far better at whinging if we practice more. Just off to visit local supermarket, to get tips from toddlers in the chocolate aisle.

... LOL ... hahahahahahahahahahaha ... rolling on floor laughing!

Thanks for for my first laugh of the day Tomville!

[LetTheMusicPlay]

Hello thread. My forum name is LetTheMusicPlay, and I'm here to whinge.

I don't like the looks of those goats. Yeah, those goats. The Hay Day trip. To me, their faces look soooo much like people faces. Especially on the feed bags. When I see goat feed, I don't see a picture of a goat, I see a monstrous human-goat hybrid with over-pronounced cheekbones and a smile that threatens to chew up your soul. Freaks me out a little every time I see it.

And no, I'm not a fan of Mr. Tumnus either.

[pitchfork]

Same here!! I try to use trees to hide them and the sunglasses helped.

[LetTheMusicPlay]

Same here!! I try to use trees to hide them and the sunglasses helped.

I used to do that too! But then, trying to hide them made me even more aware of them, like putting too much concealer on a face blemish. So, I uncovered them, hoping I'd just get used to them via exposure. It kinda worked. I don't love 'em, but I'm not quite as repelled by them as I used to be. Of course, venting helps too!

[Tomville]

I would like to complain about the unclothed pigs, letting their bacon hang out for all to see.

[MiniGardener]

Hello thread. My forum name is LetTheMusicPlay, and I'm here to whinge.

I don't like the looks of those goats. Yeah, those goats. The Hay Day trip. To me, their faces look soooo much like people faces. Especially on the feed bags. When I see goat feed, I don't see a picture of a goat, I see a monstrous human-goat hybrid with over-pronounced cheekbones and a smile that threatens to chew up your soul. Freaks me out a little every time I see it.

And no, I'm not a fan of Mr. Tumnus either.

I agree, the goats are hideous; and they look tortured when they are hungry--probably because we are feeding them good stuff instead of tin cans.

I would like to complain that the pigs are too clean. I think a roll in the mud would help with the "bacon hanging out" problem that Tomville brought up. They really need some muddy spots.