🍻 THE BOOZEHOUNDS 🍺 Level 10 🍺 War Clan 🍺 Clan Family 🍻

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Love the bumps Tanis. Bumping with style.

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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”

~ Steven Wright

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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

- Anonymous

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“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”

― Napoleon Bonaparte

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Be careful to trust a person that does not like wine.

-Karl Marx

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“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”



~ Louis Pasteur

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An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness.

The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you.
You have cancer, and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live."

O'Malley was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character. He managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There, he saw his son who had been waiting. O'Malley said, "Well son, we Irish
celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer, and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints."

After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of O'Malley's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. O'Malley told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told
his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS."

The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a couple more beers.

After his friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Dad. I though you said that you were dying from cancer??? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"

O'Malley said, "I am dying of cancer, son. I just don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

~George Bernard Shaw

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“Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!”

— Irish Toast

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• A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.
  ~Frank Lloyd Wright