🍻 THE BOOZEHOUNDS 🍺 Level 10 🍺 War Clan 🍺 Clan Family 🍻

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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

― Frank Sinatra

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“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same a**hole your father was.”

―George Carlin

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“The best beer in the world is the one in my hand.”

― Charles Papazian

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“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to”

– P. J. O’Rourke

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“I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
― Winston S. Churchill

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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

~ W. C. Fields

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“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”

~ Rodney Dangerfield

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He was a wise man who invented beer.

– Plato

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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

– Humphrey Bogart

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror

~Rodney Dangerfield